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[challenge entry] Ain't no party like a MySpace party

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Excellent!
Saw this item yesterday and thought 'hm, someone's never being allowed to use the internet for the rest of their lives ever'. Stupid kid - 'only expected 30-40 guests'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I don't think myspace has anything to do with it.
 
We used to have regular stories in the news about hundreds of bored, rich, drunk teenagers running riot at PARTIES GONE WRONG!
Word of mouth is all it takes..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Ban this "Word of Mouth" filth!
*Phone's claims direct* "hello? Word of mouth has ruined my life, I'd like to sue it for twelvty million pounds"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:30, archived)
# pfffft!
 
Excellent.

Is someone going to send the beeb this link?
www.b3ta.com/questions/teenageparties/
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:22, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01, archived)
# "french polishers? it's just possible you could save my life."
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:25, archived)
# pffft
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:26, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:28, archived)
# hahahaa
what? you can't? oh, thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:30, archived)
# pffft!
cruel
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)
# M..my name? It's j....r.....HARTLEY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:14, archived)
# FAntastic!
someone weed on her Mum's wedding dress


Ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:28, archived)
# that's quite a personal attack
we just had fire extinguishers going off, broken ornaments and burns in the carpet.
That's really vindictive!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Well they *were* MySpackers!
If they didn't do that, they'd only be posting shit music and bitching about suicide.
(Bumsmells, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:33, archived)
# I'd just like to qualify my comment
your pic is fantastic, not the wanton destruction of a house
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)
# I'd like to specify my response
in that the personal attack was the kids weeing, not you saying Fantastic the weed on her frock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Real LOL but also bit of a fume at the article.
Other than a 'cooling off period', there is no mention of the blame on the daughter. The parent's are so ready to call people 'animals' and accuse them of 'house rape' , but what about the girl who invited them over?

It's no wonder she's having ellicit parties and using MySpack if he parent's are the "it's everyone else's fault our daughter is a disobedient slag" type.

/Rant off
(Bumsmells, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)
# ^this^
It rerally pisses me off that these days parents just will not let their kids take responsibility for their actions.

"It's society... it's the t'interweb... it's computer games"

They're YOUR FUCKING KIDS. It's YOUR fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# I think people shouldn't be allowed to have kids
until they pass some kind of combined intelligence, responsibilty and morality test.

Except of cours ethe human race would be dead within 70 years then. Although not much change there then!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:50, archived)
# It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car

it's the part time job
that governs what you can afford

it's these nails
that keep my hands and feet to the boards

it's everything but me motherfucka
everything but me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Wheres the melody eh? its just noise to me...
all this hip trip gabba trance
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# tosspots
'ning halo hater!
roll on the weekend!!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Sausages!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Walls!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
# SAUSAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# arf!
ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
# i enjoyed Sunshine last night
but with about 10 mins left to go
i was wishing for it to end

it seemed to drag on longer than it actually did...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:45, archived)
# mmm, I'll wait for it to be on telly I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)
# the sun shield idea is really cool
and there's some nice explosions

but i don't think it will lose much on DVD
waiting's prob your best bet

*curse of the golden rose next week*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)
# you hear that Yimou Zhang is directing the opening
ceremony for the Beijing Olympics? Should be quite a spectacle


and it's Golden Flower, not Rose. But I knew what you meant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:52, archived)
# hey
i've not finished my first cup of coffee yet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)
# awwww wtf?
I don't watch telly, uuurrgghh
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)
# oh shut the fuck up n00b!
woo to pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# you don't need to
Handy Andy is clearly a handyman of some description. This is a kids book for fixing up homes after parties. The news link leads to a story about kids wrecking a home during a party. Thus and verily this image challenge entry is formed.

The fact that Handy Andy appeared on a bbc tv show called Changing Rooms is just the icing on the cake as it makes him recognisable to some.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)
# errr, I got a quick confession
Lancey logged into me comp to check something on his profile, and forgot to sign out...


...so I kinda did that reply taking the piss lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhh
incestual B3ta use

Is he your lover? or do you just work at the same "massage parlour"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# What? Are you the police?
I'm not saying nothing pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)
# secret love~ers ~ YEAH!
that's what we are!

we shouldn't beeee together
but we can't say no
whoa oh
coz we love each other so
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:51, archived)
# as it goes, we did go to Ibiza a few years back
and Lancey got shitfaced for the majority of the holiday. The 1st night he got lost and found his way back to his hotel, ordered a taxi in reception and asked the taxi driver to take him to his hotel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)
# ha ha!
*drives round the block twice*

that will be 200 potatoes, grassy ass
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)
# found him in reception after that incident shouting at the hotel manager;
"I'M LOOKING FOR JEEEEKEYYYY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
Just say it slower and louder, they'll understand that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hahha
to the max!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)
# this story and piccy has made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Teh winnar!
Mooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)