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# ooh ooh ooh
that fillum was my mum and dad's first date, and he told her she looked like Audrey Hepburn, and later he bought her that song and it was 'their song'.

*happy face*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# hang on
she looked like Audrey Hepburn and now she looks like the Queen?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# um.
She didn't really look much like Audrey Hepburn. I've seen the photos. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# bit of a smoothie
your dad then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# well
maybe he thought she did. You never know. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# AAAhhhhh,
My mum met my dad when she was on holiday with someone else.


Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Of course,
that was a joke, My mum is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# of course she is
all mums are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# you've not met
my family then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# *moodswing*
mine bloody isn't - I've just got off the phone from her being a complete cow at me.

I take it all back - she's a moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# a lovely moose
and you probably deserved it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# How do you know
She's your Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# is that a compliment though?
you look like someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# someone universally acclaimed as really beautiful?
someone prettier than you?

It depends I suppose but... um, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# someone
prettier than me? That's not much of a yardstick...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# is there a history of glaucoma in your family?
(i bet he said that to all the girls)

(my parents met at a fencing club in wolverhampton)
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Myopia
bringing people that look a bit like other people together since...forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I guess
telling her she looked like a queen could have been misinterpreted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# you look like
the drag queen!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# My Mum did. And Dad looked like James Dean. Unfortunately
I look like Lurch...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Bruce Lee?
A bit like Bruce and Linda Lee. Was it Linda? Is that her name?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)