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# The first in a (potential) new series

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I do
But I generally have to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Glad I'm not the only one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# There's no joke
I just think she's pretty, in a really classic way, and decided to try and make her into a bronze cast
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# who is it Jess?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# look at the schnozzer.....
All-Blacks Front Row Forward - AICMFAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# A very lovely b3tan
If you hover over the pic you may get a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# alcohol
lady
beauty
hmm.....

a beautiful alcoholic lady b3tan....

doesn't really narrow it down
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hahah!
There's truth in that.

Want a glass of wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *knows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *zips up fly*
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:52, archived)
# no thank you.
I need to think clearly if I'm to understand this conundrum
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# is it harriet?
edit: ooh, it's verity. the fringe put me off
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# No.
Jessie: Do me!

I am sexy as a motherfucker AND I have irritatingly bronze proof wispy hair.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# No, me!
My boobs would look great in bronze!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# i'll be the judge of that!
give us a look then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# we all saw 'em last week

EDIT: No, not at all, I got confused with someone else's milestone post, please forgive me, I'm a retard


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# did we?
i don't recall
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# um...
is it CJ?


[edit] gah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Who's 'she'? And why is she made of porridge?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# don't be cheeky
*smacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Sorry
that was my fault, I got excited . . .


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# wh00p! wh00p!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hello!
How was your holiday?


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# it was Braw
we had Edam flavoured Icecream with spam jelly!
*rubs belly*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Cor!
*jealouses*


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Mmm
spasm jelly!

'lo all.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Harrow!
Where ya beed? you nearly missed me front payge . . . C];0D


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# but i can't see the FP.....
oh, you don't care...

:'( sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Quit yer yappin'
www.b3ta.com/board/7141106


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
tis grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# NO!!! I seed it!! Woo!
I have been being a)stressed b)sexed and c)drunken .... it's all terribly hard work and hardly leaves any time for skiving off work on b3ta.

AND I think I am moving back to Yorkshire. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
yorkshire puddings....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Oh dear, she?
I thought it was Mick Jagger.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# oops
me too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Oh... it's Verity. Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# 0_o


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)
# My money's on Ellen Degenerate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# erm...
eh...
*tries to think of something funny and clever*

em...

LEZZA

*bravo*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Numpty face.
I can't believe it's Verity, she's at least 500% more hawt than Ellen.

Although 500% less gay. Rats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Who's Verity?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# In Vino Veritas
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# This!
I know it's an odd angle, but Mick Jagger? Ellen?!

I guess 'bronzing' didn't leave enough detail to do her justice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Is it Amy Winehouse?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Ooh, arty
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# thanks mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ooh!
I give this third place . . .

Woo!


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I can hardly critisise someone for making a series that doesnt make sense
so go for it! and have a woo to start you off
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# It's a series of lovely b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# NO!
dont spoil it by explaining it, let them work it out for themselves
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I have stuff that doesn't make sense
This just isn't one of them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# You are stuff that doesn't make sense.
In the bestest way, you understand.

Right, ciggie time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# You can have one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# pube tube!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# mmmmm
lovely lovely tobacco


I'm going to have to go for one now :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# you need a bigger bikini
as your baccy is showing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Ooooh!
I like this!

(although Cutter's Choice is a bit scabby)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# That's where you're wrong.
You're not one of those Drum-lovers, are you?
*Shudders at the thought of baccy with bits of bark in it*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Yes I'm afraid so
Drum ftw!

I used to smoke Golden Virginia but I recently switched to Drum as it is easier to get hold of cheaply 'round these parts

/smoking bore blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ech vile
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)
# No
mmmmmmm!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Golden Virginia is a little too rich-tasting for me.
But Drum? Come on, you can do better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Nah
I is a scummer!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)
# what the hell!!
Cutters Choice is lovely.

/ex smoker blog
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:52, archived)
# mmmm, is it foil coated chocolate?
*peels*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Back then?
She's younger than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# it's hard to tell your age
underneath all that hippy dirt

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# *scrubs*
Cor! I thought he was asian!


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# nah,
you've just got the lights on too bright
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I believe that the people
are waaaaaay in the future . . .


(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# i believe the children are our future
groom them well and let them lead the way
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Bronzing isn't really what springs to mind as typical for modern art
It was used popularly quite a long time ago

Waaaay before that sexy lady was born
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)