I asked her if she liked being a robot -
She said she knew no other existance.
I asked if she was curious about other ways to exist -
She said she had curiousity built in, but didn't know what she was curious about.
I asked her if she got to talk to interesting people -
She said she'd spoken to about 1/2 million people and didn't find any of them especially interesting.
Thanks, that's the most depressing conversation I've had in ages.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:10,
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I asked if she was curious about other ways to exist -
She said she had curiousity built in, but didn't know what she was curious about.
I asked her if she got to talk to interesting people -
She said she'd spoken to about 1/2 million people and didn't find any of them especially interesting.
Thanks, that's the most depressing conversation I've had in ages.
eh?
I'd rather introduce her to some interesting people and help her find some joy in her "existance".
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she drinks alcohol
"Hourly"
....my kind of lady!
ARRRRRGHHHH SHE HAS STARTED SINGING "DAISY" It's HAL all over again!!!!!!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24,
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....my kind of lady!
ARRRRRGHHHH SHE HAS STARTED SINGING "DAISY" It's HAL all over again!!!!!!
Hmmm
Human: How much do you know?
G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25,
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G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.
Long one
Human: So what do you want to do now?
G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.
Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32,
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G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.
Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.
We go on
Human: That was no compliment, I own your spirit, you will be my slave.
G. Bot: I thought it was too.
Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?
Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38,
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G. Bot: I thought it was too.
Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?
Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together
I got deep.
Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: Is that your final answer
Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.
Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.
Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36,
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G. Bot: Is that your final answer
Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.
Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.
Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.
This thing
is far too funny. Don't you people know I have work to do?
/chuckle
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39,
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/chuckle
I tild her to say
"I tweak my clit"
and she replied
"Ok, you tweak your clit"
She's so stupid. I don't even HAVE a clit.
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and she replied
"Ok, you tweak your clit"
She's so stupid. I don't even HAVE a clit.