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# I asked her if she liked being a robot -
She said she knew no other existance.
I asked if she was curious about other ways to exist -
She said she had curiousity built in, but didn't know what she was curious about.
I asked her if she got to talk to interesting people -
She said she'd spoken to about 1/2 million people and didn't find any of them especially interesting.

Thanks, that's the most depressing conversation I've had in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# kill her
send her a virus
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# eh?
I'd rather introduce her to some interesting people and help her find some joy in her "existance".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Is this Turing
mkII?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# she drinks alcohol
"Hourly"

....my kind of lady!
ARRRRRGHHHH SHE HAS STARTED SINGING "DAISY" It's HAL all over again!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Hmmm
Human: How much do you know?
G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Long one
Human: So what do you want to do now?
G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.

Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.

Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# *snorts with laughter*
That is quite easily the best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# We go on
Human: That was no compliment, I own your spirit, you will be my slave.
G. Bot: I thought it was too.

Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?

Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I got deep.
Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: Is that your final answer


Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.

Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.

Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.


(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*snort*
hahahahahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# This thing
is far too funny. Don't you people know I have work to do?
/chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
#
Human: do you wear earsocks
G. Bot: Only when I dress up.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I tild her to say
"I tweak my clit"
and she replied
"Ok, you tweak your clit"

She's so stupid. I don't even HAVE a clit.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaaa
hoohooohooo
that's going to keep me going for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
#
Human: spit or swallow?
G. Bot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: can you hummus?
G. Bot: Let me think. What time is it there?

Human: you like bag?
G. Bot: I love TV shows about robots. I like.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)