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# Can I just say....
1) I am new here.
2) You are all comedy geniuses (or is it genii?).
(OB1, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hello welcome
some of us are geniuses.
the vast majority are just sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Speak for
yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# wooo!
I'm a slut!

Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I'm
a genius slut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# best of
both worlds.

(i'm a slutty genius)
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# i am a
genie slutarse.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I have the
Arse Slut Gene.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i'm a slunty cut
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# actually so am i
it's ace, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i am a duck
be afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Now now...
flattery will get you anywhere! (or is that a young persons railcard?) ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# They said that to Stanley Gibbons,
but he was a little hard of hearing.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Now that...
... is an uber-groan ...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I am
a lurker
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I am
the egg man.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Oh you silly chicken
welcome
you'll get used to the high level of hummus here but one thing that seems to upset some people are posts that just say 'Hi' or 'Bye', generally accepted that the best thing to do is to post something funny that you've made or link to something you've found.

And yes, we are all genies....have a wish
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# hi
bye
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# a/s/l?
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I wish I were
a choo choo train,
with passengers inside me.
And I think that thats the only way
I can get hot chicks to ride me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# fan
tas
tic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Sorry
you are wrong.

I'm a minor deity.
Well, Demon if we must be specific.
Though I do have one worshipper. Terrence the snail who lives in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Not any more
I smote him this morning
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Hello
but why are you using my real nomenclature? Well without the 1.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)