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# Please, come and buy my record. If it not success, I will be execute.

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I hope someone shoots the cunt before filming starts
*is quite serious
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I haven't seen Borat, I take it you wouldn't recommend it :D
I was put off by his Ali G stuff that went on way too long. It was just about funny on that show Ian Lee did (that had Ricky Gervais as a comedy cheeky smug twat - well, the same character he still does today) but was boring before it got to its own show.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend it and I quite like Borat sketches.
A feature length film is just too long.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# It's just boring after about 3 minutes.
I can see why the chavs like it, but there is only so much racism and general abuse that I can take.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I think it's ok.
*steals Vauxhall nova/Burberry scarf/old woman's handbag/White Lightning*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# the
humour is very dry. i thought it was class
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hehe, I gave up after Ali G too....
I found that went on waaaaaaaaaaaay too long, I used to use the Ali G stuff on the 11 o' clock show as 'remote channel flicking' time...

but Cohen as Mercury... No... Resemblence, slight enough to get Film Producers excited I guess, but he ISN'T the man for this...

p.s. Haven't seen Borat either, and to be honest, I'm not really fussed about doing so...

p.p.s. Spiderman 3 is shite
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I'd heard that (Spidey 3)
But then I thought the first two were too so wasn't expecting much.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I HATE the fact that all the villains have to 'repent' before they disappear or kark it...
Goblin did
Octopus did
(not spoiling it for you here, but 2 of 3 antagonists in this one do as well... Although one of them was fucking obvious from the trailers and 7 minutes of footage released)

There is one 'decent' character that stands out, gets underused chronically and thankfully doesn't repent at the end...

I won't spoil it for you with an ending, but they need to bring that character back BIG time... somehow, although it may not be easy,
and let evil BE evil...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# goblin didn't really repent
it was just a ploy to lower spidey's guard for a deathblow

just thought i'd throw that out there...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# are they going to infect him with
aids for the part?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# pfft.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I want to know if they'll lie about the time of death
so that they can make the announcement to the press that he has AIDS "while he's still alive"

It was all a bit odd if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Freddie is the greatest rock and roll frontman of all time.
If Sacha Baron Cohen doesn't do him justice, I will rip off his mustache and use it to clean my Queen albums.

Also, nice picture.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# you know, this will either kill Cohen in my eyes
or make him.

Borat wasn't too bad - disgusting and unashamed yes, but the bit with the bear in the ice cream truck was great.

As a big queen fan, I hope he doesn't deficate on the memory of Freddie Mercury.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# they should get that guy from 'Hollyoakes' who only has one ball.
With make-up on he looks just like Freddie.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# He'll do I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:59, archived)