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# filthy repost!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# flippy compost
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# slippery fencepost
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# dead, hence ghost
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# the one i liked most
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *has a piece of toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *reaches for the mind mop*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *reach arounds*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I'd rather have some toast

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# You can have some of mine if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# oh oh!
me too, can I have some toats, please.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Yup
You can have butter, marmit, peanut butter (chunky) or an amalgam of any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# may I have some peanut butter on toats please?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I'd like some butter on my toats
I don't want varmits or amalgam, thank you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# once again
i'm reminded of the fact that i need to buy a toatser
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# don't you have a grills?
as an emergency solution?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# nope..
i have an electric stove (2 burners) and thats about the best i've got

oh and a foreman grill but i don't like my toats crushed
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# that foreman is far too strong for such things as delicate toats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i pity da fool
who thinks he can toats on a foreman grill!

edit: i am now attempting to make my toats in a frying pan. i'm being careful not to get a pan owie.
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# cor
you is punk rock, dude!

dry pan no fry toats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Heh, I wasn't looking at what I was typing
You can all have whatever, you know where the kitchen is
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# :D
yay!

*captain wow's kitchen tiem!*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *bums against the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I did not expect a spectre!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *punches* It's SpecTOR, bitch.
*goes to get gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# they don't even exist....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *is pissing about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Not in English is isn't
You're thinking of gun-toting music producer Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Oh never fucking mind.
Yes. Yes I am. Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear
it seems that I've left my brain in neutral... I even made the Phil connection & still missed your joke completely.

*spangs self with heavy cast-iron spanging pan*


Roll on the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# yes, it is
but you forgot the tat in the middle
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no host!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# celary
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# celEry
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# flappy compo
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# The unemployed and workshy have the same rights
as the all nighters
(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I'm both
what rights do I have?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# The same ones as both
innit
(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I want double rights!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# You want the right to do the same thing
twice or to double the amount of things you're allowed to do?
(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Touché
(which is French for touch)
(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:04, archived)