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# a dream from last night

the other involved a teacher, a cane, and a hard on
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# A seamy moose meeting the queen?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# the queen going down a blue red carpet to see a moose
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# if you say "see a moose" fast
It sounds like "seam oose"

fittingly.

;O)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ill just blame it on artifacts
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Damn those Covenant!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Fair enough
I dreamt I was getting my boobs removed. Turned out the dog was jumping on me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I dreamt that two chavs were hiding DVD players
in my bath.

While I slept.

I had to check the bathroom as soon as I woke up.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# did you find any?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# No..
strangely I was disappointed too.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# that's the best kind of moose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# mmmm seamed moose
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# when does she go down on it?
you need to animate
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# How very odd.
I had a dream last night that I was eating my pet fish. Then some people in suits burst into my room so I had to escape by kicking a hole in the wall and crawling through a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Diagnosis
Stop playing nintendo
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hurrah!
In another related note, PATENTS! SHARK!

REEHTORCED CONCRETE PISS CONSTRUCTION!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Fucking hell! It's covered in spikes!
Now there's a supervillian outfit if I ever saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# His superpower
is that he's invulnerable to shark attack
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The confounding adventures of
Doctor Spike Nosharks!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# heeheehee
mathamatical cunts

www.google.com/patents?id=xL4OAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA1&vq=cunt&dq=cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hehe
www.google.com/patents?id=Kr40AAAAEBAJ&dq=anus

anus tampon...teeheehee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hello Mr. The Neville.

Are you okay? Is everything going well? Do you need sugary tea?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I think I may do!
I still have a hangover from the noisy weekend. WEEKOVER!

I shall go and fetch some now, I think! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# that old chestnut...
i've been having disappointingly normal dreams recently. I used to have really psychadelic mental dreams, and then last night I dreamt that my girlfriends family owned a guesthouse. no drama, I just experienced a morning of what it would be like for them. how very fucking boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I googled "Dream + moose + queen + blue carpet" to analyse your dream...
apparently it means you can find great bargains on ebay.

Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# That made me do LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Damn, I always try to make people ROFLOLZ!!!!!11111
I must be slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# woo
its a shame im not looking to buy anything at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:00, archived)