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# Feel the length, bitches


Based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# fuck
that poor parrot.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ningles
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# what the hell was that
?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# me saying hello
In an over enthusiastic, vomitously cute way. and then text based cuddling
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ningles sexeh lady
sorry for the lateness, i just popped out to get some luncheon.

i trust you are well, i am as i'm all lunched up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Is that...
...a command?
(Gobshite, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Sulphur Crested Cockatoo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Major Mitchell!
.
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# They have one of those
In Birmingham botanical gardens. Her name is Jenny

/pointless info blog

edit: nings all :D edit edit: I mean afternings
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *ninja leaps*
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Howdy!
had a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *is smooshed*
all these damn rodent based usernames...

hehehe afternings hun *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# 'nings CW
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Buuuuuuuussssy
and also made out of jam

How are you? *ruffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down fur*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I've never been there
Although I've been past it many times. I have been to the Sea Life centre in Great Yarmouth though.

/joining in sharing of pointless information blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I have a friend who has three nipples
/continuation of pointless information blog

You should its really rather pretty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# It looks it
Mum went to the school nearby, hence the going past it so often: she likes to reminisce, so would drive past whenever possible
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I took TLH there once . . .
s'lully


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# and never go in?
It is teeny tiny but they have a puya tree (which in spanish means dick) and lots of other interesting plants. and birds, don't forget the birds.


never forget the birds
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# She was more interested in seeing the school
God knows why. I avoid mine wherever possible
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# nings sausagelady!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# COR!
Hello you! *cuddles inappropriately*

edit: how on earth are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# More inappropriateness please
I'm very well ta - got one more week holiday then back at w*rk
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# You're on holiday??
I do hope you have been using your time off wisely!

*doubles inappropriate behaviour to include gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ai
I have.. 10 days in Croatia and 2 weeks in Cyprus

all lully
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Harrow, lully!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ello lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Haha, I like the image for the Swede you've used as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# the 4th frame fills me with fear =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# My work
is done.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# det her var taupelig altsaa...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# right..
(Pjotr, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# utseende?
not that I care

/hated studying Swedish
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# no idea
/never studied Swedish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# i think it should be "titta"
utseende is looks or appearance

/has forgotten most of what she was forced to study
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# i love studying swedish ladies.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# dirty Norse god :p
/isn't Swedish
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# BAWLS!
you're back! Welcome home chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hullo Toasty :)
Back indeed - had a grand time too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I DON'T GET THIS
EXPLAIN THE JOKE DIXON
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# parrot learns swedish, has a few laughs.
it's dead now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It's an ex parrot?
/kills self
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it was a norwegian blue,
pining for the fjords...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Who am I
Your joke-explaining whore?

edit: Where's the 5k nudity then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo to this and multilingual parrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Translation of the last frame:
Swede: Höhö, appearance, the parrot conversation!

Parrot: Hi! My name is Freddie!
(ylo, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# so it is..
missed the "samtal" bit
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# you forgot to translate "Raaak"
and thanks for your input.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# There's no translation for "Raaak"
it's too advanced.
(ylo, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)