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# Yeah, ok... This is just weird...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Are they for when you're feeling a little...
...dog-eared?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# ruff!
I understand that contrafibularities are in order
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# They might be...
*looks suspicious, just in case*

EDIT: Thank you sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Bloody poodles
Horrible things
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# they're not poodles!!
they're lambs in disguise!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Heh heh
I still hate poodles though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Easy mistake to make
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46730&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# poodle chops
never tasted so good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Haha, good grief.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I use to know a poodle that had all it's hair cut short.
It just looked and acted like a normal dog. They're only horrible when people give them stupid poncey haircuts (furcuts?)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Poodle on a pencil I know, I know it's serious
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# You're the 2nd person I made LOL today
I could be the next internet star, like them Arctic Monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# it's a great feeling isn't it
i had a day recently where a lot of my comments were getting 'lols'

i felt like a god of some sort*

*some sort of pathetic geeky internet god, but a god nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I think of you as some sort of god.
You're like someone that all of us gingers can look up to.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# bless you
*ruffles hair*
erm
*slaps manfully on the back*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *burps*
*sicks a little bit down micto's back*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was a reference to Paris Hilton
at first
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(in tune to Girlfriend in a Coma)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Or 'Tiptoe through the Tulips'
(Tony Hawks singing Girlfriend in a Coma to that tune - funny!)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# that was fucking wonderful
it truly was one of the (many) best moments
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Oh yes.
I didnt realise it was a cotton bud, or as the yanks call them "Q-Tips".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Wow.
They could lick the insides of your ears clean with their rough doggy tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Ooh, I want to try that.

EDIT: Having the insides of my ears licked with rough doggy tongues, not licking the insides of someone else's ears.

Pffft, I said "rough doggy"

*sniggers*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# This gives me a lob-on
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# cats have rough tongues, not dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# i don't think they own the rough tongue monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Pike have teeth on their tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# which is handy for chewy ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
www.uncutfishing.co.uk/mango1/mouth_pike2.jpg

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha! Weird pictures? Here? on b3ta?
Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Text on pictures
Huge file sizes on Tuesdays
and whiskers on kittens
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# We've had them
huge file sizes on Monday already this week - will it be worse tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I had noticed
I'm dreading tomorrow. And next week, due to increase in trolls.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I'm looking forward to tuesday
I made a new "read the FAQ" animation. God I got to get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Or stay in and WRITE SOME SONGS for me to work on....
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Gah...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)