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# mwa ha ha ha ha
(note for non-english: blue-top milk = regular, green top = semi-skimmed, red top=water with chalk in)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Mrs Badger is going on some healthy eating trip
so we only get water/chalk now. It just has no substance.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# i've never understood the point of skimmed milk
can't you just buy semi then water it down/use a bit less
and achieve the same effect for less money?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Or just turn the tap on
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# or masturbate into the kettle
then top it up with water and boil it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I though adding salt was bad!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Money saving tips 101 with Mockingbird:
Number 43: Human semen makes a healthy alternative to mayonnaise for tuna sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# could you name that tune?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Yes.
Its "I have a sandwich" by the sand witches.

One hit wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Their follow-up single "Not just bread and butter"
charted about 44 in the Indie\Bosa Nova charts I think
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# dear lord...
mindpiss (although yours had added hummus)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Its sad really.
at least they'll be able to make money by playing the gay clubs in brighton for a few years and doing a few lads mags pin-ups before fading into obscurity
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 10 years later the lead singer and the bassoonist
re-form the band with a new line up, release a novelty charity single which stays at number one for seemingly forever, release a greatest hits album which fails to chart, then once again fade in obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# it's the circle of life
it's the wheel of fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# although they later reached number 43
with "selling sea shells"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Does that count as mindpiss?
Edit: Yep, apparently it does...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I think it does
due to the closeness of our listed chart positions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# tip 44:
rather than eating any sort of fish or seafood, punch a diseased cow around the anus until your entire fist plunges wrist-deep into the poor creature's hot slurry-filled shitter. Now lick your hands clean.

I don't like fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I rather like skimmed milk
but in a very different way than I like proper milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I think I know what you mean
like UHT has a nice flavour, but I wouldn't use it on a day-to-day basis
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# UHT milk is the devils spunk
it's fucking rank, i hate the stuff, the taste is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Reminds me of school milk
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I heard it was Headmaster's spunk!
but only one boy got it, once a month,unless the head came in torrents, then you were all lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ah - try UHT skimmed milk
It's not quite so vile, and handy as emergency standby tea-topper.

Only real use for skimmed milk.
Should post this as a top tip...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
red top=water with chalk water in
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
#
red top = water with chalk water tippex in
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# that'll confuse...
over here it's red for the one with most fat content...
then dark blue and light blue... =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Bloody French
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# bloody not!
:p
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# note for the Brits..
In the US:
Red is whole
Blue is 2%
Green is 1%
Pink is the water chalk
;)
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# American milk is gorgeous!
must be due to fatter cows!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *Learns in time for trip to Florida*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# This because americans get everything wrong
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Bet they get Salt&Vinegar / Cheese&Onion crisps the wrong way round too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)