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# Corporate Diversification

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# did it not occur to you that this might be a tiny bit
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I did think about it.
And decided that it definitely does not look anything like porn. In the slightest. It might look a bit like some GCSE level biology textbooks, but that's SCIENCE.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# okay, well I'm here representing SCIENCE
and SCIENCE has proved (with graphs, and everything!) that this is nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# and equations?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# equations were used
and maybe also computers or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# i wish sigma 5 was about to post his nsfw picture
it would suit you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# actually, I'm not even at work, so I don't know why I care
post what you like!

muhahahaha!

edit: actually I think it is because it just looks horrible for some reason.

anyway, does b3ta have some kind of username search that I am too dumb to find. had to use glassco.cx to get the id, and then bash it into the profile.php url.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# have you tried this?
b3ta.com/~The%20Alchemist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ah.
so yes, I really AM an idiot.

tilde username. fairly standard. good to know, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I don't think it's widely known though

/edit: and then there's this: www.b3ta.com/board/users.php
could take a while to load though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Ahah!
Well, my PHILOSOPHY of SCIENCE says SCIENCE proves nothing, but only sets up hypotheses for disproval (and leaves it to other people to explain where those hypotheses came from).

Anyway, if enough people object, I'll link it. I really don't think it's NSFW. Or it will get modded, which will prove me wrong.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# fucking leave it
it is a top post
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# er, yeah
the hypothesis here is that it is nsfw, we proved this by sending it to 1,000 working mandrils, and a significant percentage got fired - higher than would be expected from background sackings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# That would be one way of doing it, but a little brutal.
Fortunately we have sensitive mod-rils, who are generally more sensitive than that.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Only
if you work in a cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# oh do fuck off
does it look like porn?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# but would your boss be happy if he saw that?
don't know why i care though, i have no job
(horrid, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# not the point
read the faqs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# i know i know
it musn't look like porn blah but let's be honest, i wouldn't want to be caught looking at b3ta at work whatever.

Just 'cos the b3ta rules say it's ok if it's not porn, your boss might not!

Though you could always tell him to read the fucking FAQ 8-)

Edit: but anyway, it's a good post and I'm glad it's not linked. Why am I splitting hairs.
(horrid, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# *winces*
Too pink and graphic...! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 31 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ha!
its blocked for me because of the porn in the filename!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 31 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Now THAT is funny :)
My Dad used to work for a pharmaceutical company and couldn't use the corporate internet for researching breast cancer....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I should think not!
The dirty old fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# i remember at school
i couldn't get on the UN site because of the words 'terrorism' and 'bomb'
(horrid, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha, i'd give it a click
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# haha
That is top notch (or top crotch perhaps)

a woo, a yay, and a few houplas
(DrNibdy, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 31 May 2007, 23:12, archived)