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[challenge entry] Jokes are better than technique.

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(Cuthbert Annihilator, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# none of those jokes are even a tiny teeny bit funny
or am I just being a miserable git today?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *smooshes the misery right outta ya!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# haha thanks
I needed that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *sexes a bit of GLEEEEEE into yer*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# cor! *books room*
*sits in room alone*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# jumps out of wardrobe with camera.
"come on, where is she? I can't stay in there all day "
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# christ, you can't be in the wardrobe as well
(horrid, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# that better be
a banana in your pocket or you are soooo under the bed fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# that would be my zoom lens
honest
(horrid, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *bursts into room in skimpy underwear*
*cartwheels over and gets yer in a thigh-lock like 'er outta Bladerunner*

s'up muggles?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# .........
how can I follow up those comments?

other than the fact that i'm nursing a semi
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *imagine's mugatu's par-turgid ol' fella in a cute little nurse's outfit*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# IT'S DRESS UP TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# haha
*imagines a walnut whip in a cape* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *drops pance*
*dons "mighty mushroom-headed steve" outfit*
*saves [endangered minority figure] from [corporation]*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# cheer up you miserable cunt

*slaps with a wet fish*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# *eats fish*
mmm...omega 3
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i thought that was the point?
the jokes being not funny that is, not you being a miserable git
(horrid, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Those are very bad and unfunny jokes.

Which amuses me :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# but some jokes are better than otters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yep

But now you're saying that jokes are larger than otters, which isn't always the case.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Hmm...
Is there a symbol for 'better than'?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# "I come with my own papoose"
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# More like: "I'm a head with five penisses attached..."
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Why DID muhammed cross the road?
Tell us! Tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I don't know
That bit was er, a satire of the media.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# cos he left islamb over there
and was hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# to blow up a bus?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# an inflatabus?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# heeeeeeeere flatybus flatybus flatybus!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# To get to the other Sayeed?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
#
sausage tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny because the jokes are shit in a funny way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
#
in a funny way
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *sexes some something into your something*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^misery guts^
(horrid, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha HaHa
Tell me again, human!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)