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[challenge entry] Ye olde compo pearoast

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(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Tamhoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *houches Tam*
He doesn't seem to like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# silent but deadly laugh
that wheezy one when you can't breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# why hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# pearoasters touch ham
ham and peas
ham and peas
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ohh i didn't notice it was pearoast
didn't look at the title, you see
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I will not eat green eggs and ham
said sam-I-am
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i am sam
but i do not touch ham (in a sexual way)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# It's possible to touch ham in a non-sexual way?
I never knew...

*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# if you're preparing it for to be eated
or if you're throwing it bare-handed at a hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Preparing it to be eated?
*thinks*

No... I'm not sure I understand...

*tongues ham*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# FOR to be eated
get it right
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Would you touch it in a boat?
Would you touch it with a goat?
Would you touch it in a tree?
Would you touch it? No siree!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Would you touch it with your scrote?
Would you throw it in a moat?
Would you do a great big wee?
Would you drink it? No siree

i had to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I'm detecting you were not a Dr Seus fan
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Spamflusher
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# brusher of turkey breast
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Fondler of slim gammon
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Glazer of cured pork
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ^what the lordly one said
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *comes back after extended meetings*
Ooh! Has the compo changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yes. And I'm bored already
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Nah, I meant from earlier.
Still looks like it's "Office Art" though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Can't tell: can't see it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Aw, sheesh
Games is filtered
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Uhuh
I never could work out if there were sharks in far cry or not. What's the deal with that?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# There is one hung on hook outside the cabin the very first level
but that's the only one I've seen. However, the model had swimming logic built in when I dropped it in the level editor so maybe they exist elsewhere.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# oooo! really!?!
that was a class game
Crysis looks amazing too
(although the enemies are a bit dumb in the preview movies i've seen
i hope they're running beta AI routines)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ahhh... Far Cry...
My favourite game.

Still playing it. Trying to finish it on Easy without dying.

Never seen a live shark though. Although I've seen a pig driving a 4 x 4...
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# that looks so real!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# xomg, ultimate realism.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# lully!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)