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# Another Paris in Jail....
Well, it might have been earlier, but we Noobs have to wait a week to post. Something I made, and I even wrote the poems. Maybe I'll stick to the day job...
afingerinparis.com
(littlelambfound, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:47, archived)
# I think you want /links
'Ning all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *smooshes*
'ning Trelly McJelly
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Oooh, I like that :-)
'Ning
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'lo Trelly!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Wotcher :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'ningles dingles!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Er, quite...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)
# 'sup beyatch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Boss ain't in
Probably going to do bugger all today except lurk on here!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)
# lurk!!
don't make me get the net out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Lurking in the non-lurky way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)
# well, ok then.....
*keeps net handy*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)
# ning Mrs Trellington
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'Ningaling Savoury
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)
# what?
NO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)
# "but we Noobs have to wait a week to post"
Generally, this gives them a chance to read the FAQ. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)
# lol
[cornish accent]
you be owned
[/cornish accent]
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Yea, you may want to put this on the /Links board
'Ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)
# 'ning b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)
# ning b3tarati
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:54, archived)
# 'ning 'ning
all aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)
# hello littlelambfound
you appear to have posted a link on the image board. As it's your first post people will be very kind to you and offer you polite advice. Do it again however and we will hunt you down and extract your organs with a spork, even if it takes all of eternity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I may do this anyway
It sounds like fun
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Yemen to the rescue!

Not deserving of its own TOAPy new thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Yemen...
Why are you called The Coast of Yemen

edit: I just looked it up in your profile. What was your uname before?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle's *something* Hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I think he's actually Eddie Izzard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Haha
I fucking love Eddie Izzard.

In a platonic way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# The Coast of Yemen, are you drilling?
"what me? Nooo, Coast of Yemens don't drill, we sneak goatse images onto bbc news, drilling...pfft"

*signals imaginary other coastline to start the generator again*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
 
Just been catching up on toothpastefordinner, I especially like this one:

www.toothpastefordinner.com/053007/where-do-you-internet-from.gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# no basement for me!!
i'm on the 3rd floor!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I don't even have a basement, but I loved the sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# it's all the faceless friends we'll never meet gives the feeling of basementesque aloneness...
phew.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Arf!
Although I actually inhabit the loft room
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Did I just see muff-diving?
EDIT: Oi! lamb-shite - some of us are at work.
COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Simulated muff-diving, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)
# pretty poorly simulated, if you ask me
looked more like a blow job than a muff dive... or maybe there's something about women's prisons that I'm missing
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)
# I didn't even bother to look until this
NSFW NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# I think you want the board that gives a fuck!

/links

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning prodders!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'ning ivesb :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ning prodders
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# 'ning barneybobs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)