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# Been playing with filters and adding bits here and there. Something for all the 'Clue' fans out there.

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# WILLY!
Woo! Thass FAB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Yay!
With WR in there as well, thank-ee :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oi you!
defacing public property!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Can't prove nothing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I went to Mornington Crescent last year
They have WR's blue plaque on the wall, but with no explanation of why it's there. It's at the top of a flight of stairs too, so you're just left wondering if he died falling down them...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# if there was any justice WR and humph would be immortal
and ustinov, but that's a bit off topic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Ustinov was wonderful
Have you seen him on the Secret Policeman's Ball?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# ooh no!
*writes on hand to look on youtube later*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Virgin Megastores has the complete secret policeman's ball dvd boxset (3 x comedy dvds and 1 x music)
going for £6, a bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Better bargain: get given it as a present!
Prefer the earlier ones tbh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# aye, much, much better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I'd rather see John Fortune singing 'Let's Call the Whole Thing Off'
Than Alexei Sayle screaming, ranting and raving
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# you know, you just impress me more every day with your taste :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *bows*
Thank you kindly, dear sir.

Marmite: love or loathe?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Marmite = Love
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It's official
I love you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha
I believe the official term here is:

*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# zomfg
thanks for the tip! *runs off now*

to their online store at least
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ustinov indeed, the main was a genius
very dry, and very very funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Endesktoppens.
Awwww, good old Willie, gone but not forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Needs more
Samantha

play mornington crescent online

and woo
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# oh stephen, you're so clever
my stevie weevie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# 'We've always thought of you as one of us'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# The lovely Samantha
warning: contains spoilers....

www.afinkawan.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/samantha.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# funnily enough
I was thinking about these pics yesterday

SPOILER! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# How odd!
Here's the other one of the hi-tech laser display board used in the sound charades round.

www.afinkawan.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/laserdisplayboard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this was the one I remembered first
I must stop snooping around your house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# ...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Q?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# It's Joey Deacon
Not at all relevant to ISIHAC, I just hadn't used that 'WOO' for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I was going to listen on line earlier
but i wouldn't let me!

woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# samantha is soooo
hot
search for her on the interweb and see what you will
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# the wine tasting one was hilarious
the poor old archivist only had a semillon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I've not heard that one!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Sometimes she runs errands for the kindly old archivists, such as fetching sandwiches. They like chutney on their sandwiches, but they never mind if she palms them off with relish.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# haha, one of my faves:
Samantha has to go now, as she's off to meet her Italian gentleman friend, who's taking her out for an ice cream.
She says she likes nothing better than to spend the evening licking the nuts off a large Neopolitan...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# there's one about he record library
and helping the kinfdly old archivist with his 12 inches, which had me in tears of laughter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# there's quite a few
about 12 inchers, 7 inchers and Samantha getting her 45s out.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# not to mention...
Samantha tells me she has to nip off to meet her new gentleman friend who's been ringing her all day in a grumpy mood. Despite being very busy, Samantha says she can always find time to handle his testy calls
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That braw!
so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Bloody brill!
*stops handcock's half hour*
*puts on isihac instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Listening to some old ones right now
*checks*
1984 this one.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Ooh nice!
I think I've only got ones from the 90s onwards

Edit: Just found one from 1975 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Ask TGA nicely
He sent me all of them ever. Course it might help that I have bewbs.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Well send me some photos
I'll trade them for some brit-com
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I seem to remember
sending him a load on cd.

Have you picked up a load more Archie? I still have big gaps in my collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I picked up every episode from the 11th April 1972 onwards - i 'think'
there's some 368 episodes I now have
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# psst!
Why were you nawty-stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hehe, 'ello fella!
It was kinda done in jest I think, over this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7258739
I kinda asked for it really. Lasted all of 10 seconds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Aah that's actually ace.
I bet he gets it on a tshirt. I know I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahah, that'd be something
Internet Revolutionary!

hope you're well, fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Ooh nice!
I currently have:

148 Goon Shows
123 Handcock's Half Hour
All 5 series of Hitchhikers
30 I'm sorry I'll read that agains
71 Round the Hornes
only 6 navy lark
about 13 gig of Terry Pratchett

Swapsies? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I have a shed load more of ISIRTA as well (105 episodes), came in the same 'files'
will gladly help you out, I'm after a load of RTH myself to bulk up the few I have.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ^This
I only have a few RTHs and they are ace! One of my favourite ever stupid lines is in one of the episodes.

Kenneth Horne comes in and says, "Brrrr. It's cold enough out there to freeze a jolly good fellow."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Don't have that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha, it's Rumpo that cracks me up every time
I know most of the lyrics to the songs by heart.

Truly wonderful (and still consistently funny) comedy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Well I'll fusset me trusset, and wurdle me groats.
and it that don't work, I'll poke it down with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Only 6 Navy Lark?
Shame on you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Sort me out then!
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Cool
Any chance of getting copies off you? I think I've only got about 250 episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# sure, no problems, they'll fit very nicely all onto a couple of dvds
gaz me an addy and I'll get em out to you today

*/works from home and can do this blog*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Lovely jubbly.
Done.

I've got a reasonable selection of TV comedies which are rare-ish. I should put a list together sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# do that and i'll do the same, could be plenty we could share fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Here's what I've got on my work machine
I've got lots more on my home machine

weetobix.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/web/dirListing.txt

btw, to get a listing, get a command prompt, change to your mp3 directory and type:

dir /A /S > C:\dirlisting.txt
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# now there's a few in there i'd like
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# How about setting up some sort of central repository?
I'm sure most of us have got something someone else wants
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I have no idea what this is in reference to
Bus as everyone else does, I shall give it a hearty woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Radio 4 comedy called I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
One of the funniest things on radio for the last 35 years or so.

www.g0akh.f2s.com/isihac/default.php

the latest episode is on the radio 4 listen again website. Go listen to it. Immediately.

www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/clue.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Or else we'll send Colin around
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I have never listened to Radio 4 in my life
And I don't plan on starting now
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# then sir, you are a fool of the third water
and i castigate you openly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I really can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Then for this one programme, you don't know what you're missing
Trust me, I'm a doctor
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I'm sure it is great. I just don't listen to the radio.
And I'm stubborn and close minded enough to not change my ways purely on recommendation from others.

/honest
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Yay!
Super stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# huzzah!
(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)