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# mongychops inc presents the all new d.i.y sat nav

only £49.99 while stocks last*

*maps and pen not included
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# fucking ace!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# haha hurray!
Experiments in animation pt 3... this took me far too long



EDIT: Pts 1&2

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
edit: This response also applies to #1.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *flopflopflop*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# stop now!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Thankyou
muchly

have my favourite frame:


smile for the camera
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# you're a bit good at these
have a woo : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Fuck me!
*pisses*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# turn left
drive up the gravel track

go through the gate

drive up the dirt track

go through the gate

continue to the right

drive along the remnant of the medieval footpath

drive over the 90 ft drop

crash onto the ground and burst into flames

turn right..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# into the river
after dousing the flames, continue for 3 miles along the river

you should now find yourself in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yay for farmers in the middle of nowhere being woken up at 3am and preventing someone driving over a cliff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *look*
it is dark here, you could be eaten by a grue
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
and then when you go in with a torch there's never anything there!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Just don't get a woman to write it!!!
woo Mongster!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# >:|
(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Because I can't read their writing!
I get a shopping list off the wife,and i'll be buggered if I can read it!

/gets out of hole
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# That was the worst attempt at getting out of a hole I've ever seen.
2/10. Must try harder.
(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# No,
Dig up, stupid!

/Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Are you a Simpsons-ophile?*
*not a sexual term
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# you soft bastard!
say it. Women have no spatial awareness and as such are flapjacked when it comes to visualising directions. It's only science, I'm sure Pachey won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Flapjacked!
top expression!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# >:|
(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# cheer up lass
do you still have that workflow thingy I made up on yer website?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Yes, do you want me to take it off?
(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# eh what? No of course not.
I was just secretly using that phrase to see if you knew who I was or just thought I was a random stranger who insulted women a lot. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I didn't know until you said that
And then I was confused and then I realised.
(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ^
typical woman
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# yay for being able to read maps (and other things) upside down or at any angle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?
are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# and then you turn the key in the ignition to start the car
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha!
muuuuuuuuuuum tell him!

fond memories.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I used to be very very quiet,
then jump on the brother from the other side of the backseat, to make him jump, this worked, but it also made Dad jump too,(who was driving)!!! Ooops!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Woo!
Is there a Braille version?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# But how would they see the roa........
erm.....Nevermind!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Alright mongy?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# aye all good
are you well? you must be due another holiday soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Har har!
It's funny 'cos it's true. If you're me. Which I'm fairly sure you are.

*checks*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)