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# Only 60 legs?
Wiz?
(Abuscruffy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# you utter pedant!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# 61 if you unclude the... ermm.... u know...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# centipedes never have 100 legs
just as milipedes never have a thousand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Tell 'em, Steve Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I'm glad someone got that.
My old man corrected my younger sibling for something the other day, to which I yelled: "Tell 'em, Steve Dad", which earned me a round of blank stares. Explaining something like that is never easy, either.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# You watch QI
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# it's a well known fact
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ^ this
I learned this when I was about 7

/Johnny Morris FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# no... he probably just went to school...
just as i did :D
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I was never told fun stuff like that at school
I know, cos I found some of my old school books yesterday. Things like Latin vocab tests and the properties of igneous rock...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# if i look at my old scient text books...
i'll see little faces on every single sperm...

and penises on every single mulleted bonce...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haven't got any of my text books
Sadly. Just the exercise books. Some of which have some strange pictures of fish on the front.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I burned all mine
the tippex went up like a dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
We did that. Half an hour after leaving 6th form we had a big bonfire in my mate's allotment. Textbooks, exercise books, stationary, blazers... Those were the days :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i kept mine because i'm a loser...
and it was pre me-having-the-internet days... and i thought if i ever needed to know anything... i could look at them...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I thought I'd got rid of mine
Evidently not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# CONJUGATE THE VERB 'TO BE' BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Romanes Eust Domes
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ROMANI ITE DOMUM
(romanes eunt domus was what he wrote first)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# PEOPLE CALLED ROMANES THEY GO IN THE 'OUSE???
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# nope
i keep forgetting it's on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hehe I saw that
one too...

although I did know it before seeing that episode. :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# they do
with the judicious application of spare legs and glue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# But then you just end up with your fingers stuck together
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I admit that is a risk
"Doctor, I was trying to glue some spare legs on a millipede and this happened"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# you got the hoover stuck up your arse trying to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Isn't that the usual practice?
*rereads manual*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# On which note:
Has anyone seen this? Did anyone else think 'hmmmm, yeah right!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Honesty, that's such shit journalism . . .
Thor's not German . . .

*flees the wrath of the mighty hammer, Mjolnir*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Haha!!
Riiiiiiight...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Spent too long in theatres to think that was accidental
Seen to much to believe a story like that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yea but its not like it was just stuck there
By the sounds of it there was a lot of blood. If he did it on purpose then he clearly has no sense of pain
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Could have started off intentional...
then slipped during the process?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Impossible...
Surely he was living with his wife before he moved to Switzerland?
(duck Quack !, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)