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# Harrow b3ta!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Only 60 legs?
Wiz?
(Abuscruffy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# you utter pedant!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# 61 if you unclude the... ermm.... u know...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# centipedes never have 100 legs
just as milipedes never have a thousand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Tell 'em, Steve Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I'm glad someone got that.
My old man corrected my younger sibling for something the other day, to which I yelled: "Tell 'em, Steve Dad", which earned me a round of blank stares. Explaining something like that is never easy, either.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# You watch QI
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# it's a well known fact
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ^ this
I learned this when I was about 7

/Johnny Morris FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# no... he probably just went to school...
just as i did :D
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I was never told fun stuff like that at school
I know, cos I found some of my old school books yesterday. Things like Latin vocab tests and the properties of igneous rock...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# if i look at my old scient text books...
i'll see little faces on every single sperm...

and penises on every single mulleted bonce...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haven't got any of my text books
Sadly. Just the exercise books. Some of which have some strange pictures of fish on the front.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I burned all mine
the tippex went up like a dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
We did that. Half an hour after leaving 6th form we had a big bonfire in my mate's allotment. Textbooks, exercise books, stationary, blazers... Those were the days :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i kept mine because i'm a loser...
and it was pre me-having-the-internet days... and i thought if i ever needed to know anything... i could look at them...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I thought I'd got rid of mine
Evidently not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# CONJUGATE THE VERB 'TO BE' BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Romanes Eust Domes
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ROMANI ITE DOMUM
(romanes eunt domus was what he wrote first)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# PEOPLE CALLED ROMANES THEY GO IN THE 'OUSE???
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# nope
i keep forgetting it's on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hehe I saw that
one too...

although I did know it before seeing that episode. :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# they do
with the judicious application of spare legs and glue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# But then you just end up with your fingers stuck together
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I admit that is a risk
"Doctor, I was trying to glue some spare legs on a millipede and this happened"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# you got the hoover stuck up your arse trying to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Isn't that the usual practice?
*rereads manual*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# On which note:
Has anyone seen this? Did anyone else think 'hmmmm, yeah right!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Honesty, that's such shit journalism . . .
Thor's not German . . .

*flees the wrath of the mighty hammer, Mjolnir*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Haha!!
Riiiiiiight...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Spent too long in theatres to think that was accidental
Seen to much to believe a story like that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yea but its not like it was just stuck there
By the sounds of it there was a lot of blood. If he did it on purpose then he clearly has no sense of pain
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Could have started off intentional...
then slipped during the process?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Impossible...
Surely he was living with his wife before he moved to Switzerland?
(duck Quack !, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ouch!
'ning!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ning this week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning 3b
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i log on
and the first thing i see is your wee...

'ning b3ta, hope you had a fun weekend. I got a black eye, hope yours was better
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# eek!
What happened?

EDIT: and it's not MY wee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i argued with a swing door that didn't open when i tried to walk through it and nearly knocked myself out
its coming up a nice shade of black now
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# BOOO!
*applies soothing balm*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# I've done that before....
Cut myself and bled everywhere as well.. luckily the scar is in a frown line... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# you've been collecting other people's?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# What happened?
Are you OK?
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# it just smarts now
i went all dizzy, but it was at work so i had lots of sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# knowing you, you put it in the accident book, right?
C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
#
i forgot
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# OHHHHH!
Im tellin'!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# ouch
I hope nobody punched you

er

*reads reason*

I hope you didn't argue with a swing door that didn't open when you tried to walk through it and nearly knocked yourself out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# unless it was deserved
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# There is NOTHING that ANY lady could do
that deserves receiving a black eye. FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# except
wearing mascara and crying a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ^this
(Don't worry, Im not a violent badger. I'm ashally rather fluffy :D )
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i can think of a few things
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Arf!
Thassa stoopid thing to hope!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# jings!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I didnt see what you did there at first.
i thought he was climbing a wall
hehe. centipeeing.

woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
You will be the death of someone one day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# well, Thor keeps clutching his chest . . .
I reckon I'll have his collection of fine Italian wines and comestibles by the end of the year


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# That's filthy.
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# you were lucky I didn't draw the kangapoo

ot tubgorilla


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# SPANG!!


"Millipeed"
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Ha ha!
I actually got that without the explanation!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# see that?
That's mu that is . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I remember it well
/Maurice Chevalier
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Brmmm!
/Vauxhall Cavalier


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Heh heh!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)