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# Ning!
I wub teh sea
How are you, you delightful bunch of reprobates?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *glees*
*does the under the dance*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# *goes underneath the dancehalls floorboard*
*does*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# you dropped this
sea
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Takes quite something to drop the sea...
Riverghost is God AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# 5p?
that rhymes
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Hey! I'm a poet...
and I didn't...

no, I can't do it. Finishing that sentence is too awful to contemplate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *strips you of 'street' status*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
*pops fedora in mule*

Look, I can be street... honest...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# how can you drop a whole sea?
grrr *wipes wee*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Tee he he heee
*offers Bounty kitchen roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *mutinies*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *lashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# billions upon billions of tons of liquid is quite difficult to hold
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# i dunno though
i've got a fairly big bucket
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# harr harr
you said "bucket"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# pimhole
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 'lo Pzykes
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I too have wondered this
please answer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# The timer starts....
NOW!
tick
tick
tick
tick
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Hooray, I'm popular!
/Zoidberg :)

Been on holiday the last 1 1/2 weeks, nothing special.
I did some work around the house, visited the parents and had a 10-year-A-levels anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# it's been ten years since i started university
(obviously, i'm not STILL at university)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# it's been ten years since I got married
(obviously, i'm not STILL married)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Its been 10 years since I was 11 years old
(obviously, i'm not STILL 11 years old)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# it's beeen 15 years
since it was 10 years since I was 11
I wish it still was
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Oh noes! Maths!
*Head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# lol soddit
you beat me to it :P
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# it's been ten years since I was twelve
(obviously, i'm not STILL twelve)
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# 1 minute quicker!
Checkmate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *gobbles king*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# one of my friends just graduated... after about 12 years O_o

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# it's been 10 years since I started at university
and I AM STILL AT UNIVERSITY! AS A STUDENT!

(obviously, not the same uni...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# unless you are the size of a planet
with your own graviational pull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# graviational?
is that a fancy word for gravy-like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# apparently
there is a siberian tribe whose language has the -sig suffix for "smells like".

I think this should be adopted, so that "toastsig" can be a word.

Er...there was a sequiteur there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# sandi tokvsig
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I'm eating toast right now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# wuss!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I worked on GQ2 one of the weird edited and headfucky bits is done
and looks like 8 seconds of awesome

how're you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Not bad, ta
I'm on day 2 of my week off work, and I managed to not get up before 9am. Hoorah!

Also, I have coffees and toasts. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# /jealous
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# if it's any consolation,
I'm spending my week off at home. On b3ta. So really, it's doing what I do at work, but at home.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# grand
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# grumpy
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *hugs*
Don't be a grump, you'll only get hugged by everyone if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# that would be a good thing
selling houses is stressful, mainly cos you don't get chance to pursue your hobbies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# unless your hobby is fleecing people
*hides under the stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Unless your hobby
is selling houses.

Still, at least you get to b3ta, right?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# at work, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# there must be a niche for a ukelele estate agent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# "I live in a ukulele
I do not believe I interfere with the tone of the ukulele when it is in use"?

That type of thing?


(I don't expect anyone to unnerstand that).
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I'm glad I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# not quite, but it'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *headbutts*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# 'ning
what a lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ta!
That's how I envision life under the sea.

I don't think I'd like to live there, though. My toast would get all soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# damn :(
cant see it due to college computers being gay. 'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# hooray
paintmash tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I'm not a reprobate
Lovely picture.

Good morning everyone.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# 'Ning miss
all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Hello
No
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# why ever not?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# My face hurts
that's all

The rest of me is fine.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# whats wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# :(
Would hot chocoalte and a croissant help?

And a big hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# That's your answer to everything
It is a good one.

Yes, thank you, please be round with them in ten minutes.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I've popped them in an envelope.
The courier will be around in nine.

His name is Hans and he shoul be able to provide ample huggage, but if not:

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning pachey
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Hello
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# 'lo patchey
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Hi
It doesn't have a 't' (it's not pronounced like that).
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Hmm
I'm not sure why I even put a t in there.

Incidentally, how is it pronounced?

*edit* omg, my spelling is all of the spazzies today
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# It is a common mistake
cos most people pronounce it 'Patchy'.

correct pronounciation is 'pay-chee'

But I will answer to pretty much anything, as long as it's not (too) rude. :)
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)