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From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)
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From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)
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*Ignores*
jus kiddin. pssht
Edit: just watched the whole one. haha very nice. but lacking rhythm. Might I suggest a tasty bongo beat?
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:16,
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Edit: just watched the whole one. haha very nice. but lacking rhythm. Might I suggest a tasty bongo beat?
See, it's massive!
You look big (as in tall, before you turn all girly on me) and it's perfectly well sized in comparison.
Where'd you get such a masterpiece?
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
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Where'd you get such a masterpiece?
Are you insinuating things?
I won't stand for it, I tell you.
*sits*
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24,
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*sits*
fingers!
I burnt both my pointy one and my sweary one. hey're ok though, bit painful. That'll teach me to smoke, I suppose.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24,
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stop smoking on monday and become one of the millions of short tempered people.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26,
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I can't be arsed to quit
I'm (hopefully) moving job, buying our first flat, yadda yadda yadda.
It'd be a Bad Idea for me to quit now.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:35,
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It'd be a Bad Idea for me to quit now.
no, it's a good idea
fresh start, and all that.
not reaking of smoke, saving money (approx £100 a month).
proove your stalwart will power by showing other how easy it is to give up and thus taking away others luster as they struggle to give up.
a bit like when sickboy also ave up smack at the same time as renton, just to prove how easy it was.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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not reaking of smoke, saving money (approx £100 a month).
proove your stalwart will power by showing other how easy it is to give up and thus taking away others luster as they struggle to give up.
a bit like when sickboy also ave up smack at the same time as renton, just to prove how easy it was.
Not yet.
Not until the sale of the house is finished.
Seriously, I'll end up killing someone.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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Seriously, I'll end up killing someone.
ha ha ha!!
who do you work play around in a large office space for?
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
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I am a specialist in a niche field
which means I am one of the top 3 in my profession, but hat there are only 3 jobs.
I am worth loads as I am an all round fantastic chap (hello boss!), but not to many - it's a risky supply and demand balance I am just staying on the right side of for now.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
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I am worth loads as I am an all round fantastic chap (hello boss!), but not to many - it's a risky supply and demand balance I am just staying on the right side of for now.
By the powers of deduction
I have worked out, based on the data and all the variables that you must be a Sugababe
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:29,
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See you didn't say no, did you?
AHA. You're the blonde one with the nice skirt. I knew it.
(and nice picture, btw)
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
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(and nice picture, btw)
I have embedded the midi in the page
but I haven't got the timing right yet.
It does scan though, I promise.
lordmanley.co.uk/tony-blair/tedybearpicncpiano.mid
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
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It does scan though, I promise.
lordmanley.co.uk/tony-blair/tedybearpicncpiano.mid
Yes,
I chose a June calendar and then didn't include the word June, which was a bit of a fuck up really.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
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Hahahaha
I'm not a Blair fan but he is an amazing orator. He just said on question time 'I recieved an
important document this morning, it said: 'He, Mrs or other. This is an important document
please do not lose. P45.'
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23,
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important document this morning, it said: 'He, Mrs or other. This is an important document
please do not lose. P45.'
Never rang my bells either
But I agree about the orator bit. Brown has a lot to live up to.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
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Lucille ball in transparent clothes?
I'm not sure if I'm frightened or aroused
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26,
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"so if you havwe any problem with this then, then let me know and I will look into the situation immediately."
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36,
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[16:50:53] Nadeem Busheri says:
Hello Mr. Manley,
I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I
decided to write you this message. I have been in search of someone with
this last name"MANLEY", so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact
you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Nadeem Busheri, a
Banker here in U. A. E. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come
across you on Skype now. I have an important business discussion I wish
to share with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in
connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.
One Late PETER MANLEY, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with
my bank in 2004 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$18,400,000.00
(Eighteen Million, Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this
deposit contract was this 16 of January 2007. Sadly peter was among the
death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia
that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and
that was how he met his end.
My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because
he was my friend and I am his account officer. Peter did not mention any
Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and
no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that Peter should give
instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I
know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to
handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that
Peter is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their
personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your
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you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name
with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.
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legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. It is
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this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over
the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my
personal email address, [email protected]
Have a nice day and God bless.
Anticipating your communication.
Nadeem Busheri.
[email protected]