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[challenge entry] Click here please (click anywhere you see a link if you like!)


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From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Nicely done!
How's the bairn?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Small.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Ok and out of the care unit and all though?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Puking fairish today it seems,
but home and well.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yay!
Cheered me up: I love a happy ending :-)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hazzar!
for all being well.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# excellent!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *Ignores*
jus kiddin. pssht

Edit: just watched the whole one. haha very nice. but lacking rhythm. Might I suggest a tasty bongo beat?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *fetches puncture repair kit*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Very nice!
nice use of spacehopper too (it looks huge...)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# See, it's massive!
You look big (as in tall, before you turn all girly on me) and it's perfectly well sized in comparison.

Where'd you get such a masterpiece?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# ullo
how's your finger?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Is that
Tuna?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Are you insinuating things?
I won't stand for it, I tell you.






*sits*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Where's Colin?
Has anyone seen Colin?

Here boy! *whistles*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# fingers!
I burnt both my pointy one and my sweary one. hey're ok though, bit painful. That'll teach me to smoke, I suppose.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# stop smoking on monday and become one of the millions of short tempered people.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I'm short tempered
And I never even started...
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# sod off
I'm going to smoke MORE from Monday onwards.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# i gave up 18 months ago
i can't be arsed to start again.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I can't be arsed to quit
I'm (hopefully) moving job, buying our first flat, yadda yadda yadda.

It'd be a Bad Idea for me to quit now.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# no, it's a good idea
fresh start, and all that.

not reaking of smoke, saving money (approx £100 a month).

proove your stalwart will power by showing other how easy it is to give up and thus taking away others luster as they struggle to give up.

a bit like when sickboy also ave up smack at the same time as renton, just to prove how easy it was.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Not yet.
Not until the sale of the house is finished.

Seriously, I'll end up killing someone.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
who do you work play around in a large office space for?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I am a specialist in a niche field
which means I am one of the top 3 in my profession, but hat there are only 3 jobs.

I am worth loads as I am an all round fantastic chap (hello boss!), but not to many - it's a risky supply and demand balance I am just staying on the right side of for now.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha :D
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# gigalo for rich old ladies.
i would presume.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# By the powers of deduction
I have worked out, based on the data and all the variables that you must be a Sugababe






(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# See you didn't say no, did you?
AHA. You're the blonde one with the nice skirt. I knew it.

(and nice picture, btw)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# nice one Tym!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *tries to sing along*
*fails*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I have embedded the midi in the page
but I haven't got the timing right yet.

It does scan though, I promise.

lordmanley.co.uk/tony-blair/tedybearpicncpiano.mid
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# it seemed to
tis good
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Psst.
It's Wednesday, not Monday.

...isn't it?

But yay! Anyway.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Yes,
I chose a June calendar and then didn't include the word June, which was a bit of a fuck up really.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Nicely done
Woo!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# nicely
done, and ning... long time, etc...
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm not a Blair fan but he is an amazing orator. He just said on question time 'I recieved an
important document this morning, it said: 'He, Mrs or other. This is an important document
please do not lose. P45.'
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Never rang my bells either
But I agree about the orator bit. Brown has a lot to live up to.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# That's what Cherie said:P
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Lucille ball in transparent clothes?
I'm not sure if I'm frightened or aroused
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ~clicks~
'lo, all.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# nicely done!
psst 'havwe'?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Where?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# "so if you havwe any problem with this then, then let me know and I will look into the situation immediately."
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about!
/ninja

:)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Tropically
tastic
Edit: especially Cherie's mouth..
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Get thee to the FP!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Thee to the FP to the B3!!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks for the Jinx lads
:(
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Don't mention it!
;)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
#


[16:50:53] Nadeem Busheri says:
Hello Mr. Manley,

I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I

decided to write you this message. I have been in search of someone with

this last name"MANLEY", so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact

you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Nadeem Busheri, a

Banker here in U. A. E. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come

across you on Skype now. I have an important business discussion I wish

to share with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in

connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.

One Late PETER MANLEY, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with

my bank in 2004 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$18,400,000.00

(Eighteen Million, Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this

deposit contract was this 16 of January 2007. Sadly peter was among the

death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia

that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and

that was how he met his end.

My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because

he was my friend and I am his account officer. Peter did not mention any

Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and

no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that Peter should give

instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I

know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to

handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that

Peter is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their

personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your

last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present

you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name

with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.

There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a

legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. It is

better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take

it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting

we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me

to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on

this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over

the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my

personal email address, [email protected]

Have a nice day and God bless.

Anticipating your communication.

Nadeem Busheri.
[email protected]
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)