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# happy 5000 all!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# you can get a cream for that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# my face is not attractive it's true
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Phwoar
Congrats
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# "who's that?" asks my son
"it's me" i replied
"why have you got big boobs" he says
then he looked at the pic...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Phoar! congrats mate!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ta, it kinda crept up on me
and i never know what to do for these milestone nekkid posts, thus the "quality" ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# To my knowledge, nekkidness is not required

though desired by some elements on the board
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ah
pixel-cock

it's a blight of our age
brought on by masturbating over internet-porn
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you've got that right...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# congratulations!
Don't know why you bothered to censor it though - the mods have seen fit to place a picture of a penis on the FP. I put the cunt on ignore for that post, then I see the cunting image again on visiting the site!

WELL FUCKING DONE, MAGIC DONKEY COCK!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# /handbag
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# The great thing about having no talent
is that you can have a go at the mods without fear of losing whatever slim chance you might have had of making the fp yourself :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# yeah
i've just noticed. weird shit, i guess i'm just from an age where NSFW means something i guess.
despite being blocked from this place at work
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# erm
the magic donkey has nothing to do with the messageboard

/trying desperately to maintain b3ta-lore
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# aye, it even say so in the FAQ
i read the FAQ every day, it keeps my skin silky smooth and young looking.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Horsey to king prawn 7!
Woo to 5000!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
Moobs ho!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# based on my real body
but more toned
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Arf! Congrats!
Is that a Spider-Man® Bathing Cap™?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i wish
just a regular spiderman© hat™
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# b(~_^)d
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Congratumilationisms


(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# thankamulatisms
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# wahey!
congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# 'grats
even if thats alot bit disturbing
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# well, i almost went with this one

any better?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# m00bs
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
wolverine's let himself go
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# the only thing i can say to this one is
"i was wearing a wig"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# congrats for post count and for going further than I did this morning in milestone/nudity terms!
/even if it isn't really you - arf!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# just seen it
"*too scale" indeed! ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha
it was a 'get out of jail free' approach to the obligatory nudity,
and who can prove I wasn't telling the truth!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# excellent work on the 25,000 sir!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)