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# carpet in my hotel
Staying near colchester tonight, this is the carpet outside the room

(ymmit, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Beware of tricycle riding tots
and little girls who ask you to "come play" with them.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Wendy, Darling...light of my life...you didn't let me finish...I'm not gonna hurtcha...I'M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR BRAINS IN..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# bash them
the fuck in...
(whatsinaname, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# It's a bit Shining.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# unleash the CCCs!
(crudely carpeted cocks)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# "A momentary lapse
of muscular coordination"
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# REDRUM REDRUM!!!
It's just like in the shining!!

and they look like willies... oh boy!
(Mr_Squiffy mostly I'm farting in a bag to give to the needy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# you...
sure it's not radioactive?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# If you scroll your screen up and down really fast with the middle button
it looks like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# booooooze
I've just got back from the bar and it looks just like that now! Should do though at seven quid for a G&T
(ymmit, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That is making feel really, really ill.
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# That's awesome!
If I look directly at it, it's moving closer/further, if I look away slightly, it's just jumping up and down!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Tee hee!
How very childish of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# is that a doubletree hotel?
have a pea --

Click the picture for original.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# errr
that's rather phallic ! :D
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Colchester eh?
Im sure I remember that carpet...
(engekomkommer, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)