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# Unshopped


Not sure if it's compo worthy. Or relevant.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# yes
redex has been readily available in shops since before you were born
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# £11:99
That's gone up hasn't it! I remember when it was 3/6 a gallon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Fair Point.
But, as you often remind us all, you are older than time itself.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Pah!
I was drawing me old age pension before you were a barely divided nucleus!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Quad Errat Demonstrandum, Good Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Ah
Thursday week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I've got some in the boot of my car
what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# make sure you don't spill it on the prostitutes' corpses
as it smells very strong
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# get your cock out of my ear.
Or at least use some lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# well
that's given me a pleasant mental image to keep me chipper till ican go home
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# To make it better
make my eyes spin in my head every time you thrust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# ch-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# where do you pay out from?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# :D
Depends on what you want to be paid in.

struggling with what, schnookums?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# life at the moment
i had a very black couple of hours after lunch

coming out of it now though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *hug*
I'm here, you know. Not that you'd take me up on it, but I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# cheers lover
but now, i go home, for we have viewing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# viewing?
house? baby? hmm?

Whichever it is good luck, yay, it'll all be good and *mwa*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# 2 lemons!
that's £1 in the bank
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hold ~ hold ~ nudges
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Can't help the feeling I'm being violated here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# all in the best possible taste my dear
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *crosses legs ridiculously*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# stains too
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# To keep the dead ladies company?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# well, they need the extra lubrication
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I've got Maddy in the boot of my car.
dead.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# but it's green
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# :)
perfect....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Green is a perfect colour.
You didn't mean that, I know, but I don't care. Green is better than all other colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I love green
Colour of envy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# and natural loveliness.
And people about to be sick.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# And paramedics



I need my brain seeing to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *massages brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I'm rather particular to Burnt Sienna myself.
...not the Miller variety though.

Though, on second thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH
Why is she considered attractive? She's got one of those 'plain birds of the 80s' faces and she dresses like someone with senile dementia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I sort of guessed you wouldn't be a fan.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Well she's a cunt.
And she shagged Jude Law, so she's a prick by proxy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *googles*
Hmmmmmm, she's ok-ish.

/international playboy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Pfft. She's got a face like a Somerfield girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# looks green to me
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I'm in ur fuel sistim chimicly modifyin ur fluids
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm!
fluids...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# sometimes I think about all the different kinds of fluids that different things have
and then I laugh because, well, fluids are funny!

Just don't mix them innapropriately!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# mixing fluids
often, you will need an appropriate emulsifier.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I feel life would be greatly improved
with a free range of emulsifiers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Boomboomchk he's got fluid
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# and he's about to share!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# speaking of sharing fluid
did you see your stats quote today?
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *glees*
I would too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# you wrote for luck
they sent me crayons and glue
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *bez dances*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Oh you should see how good at that I am when I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *wangles maracas*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# greenex?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# you didn't make it....not unless you are some kind of arab sheikh


I'd say fuck No!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I
have not seen it on TV
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 'deadpan' magazine used to have 'as seen on tv' on the cover
cos it was once on the shelves of the newsagent in coronation street
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Good on em
You know you have made it in media publishing when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# obviously
a colour blind designer there
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hmmm, Halfords pricing is more stupid than I remember.
At least the proper car parts shop down the road sells things at normal prices i.e. brake light bulb for 50p.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)