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# Hmm


Next time i'm in KFC I will attempt to create this.

Edit, French fry aeroplanes may be tricky to make....
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I now want a Zinger Tower
You git *hungers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# damn
I want one as well now..........
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# They're lovely.
Especially if you disassemble them and eat the potato thingy separately.

It's the way every KFC looks like a landfill site, just when you fancy a Zinger after the shops shut on a Saturday that puts me off though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I don't know if it's peculiar to this area
But why do NONE of their staff ever speak english?

'I want a two piece meal with a bottle of water'
'What you like?'
'A two piece meal with water'
'Zinger Tower?'
'No, two piece meal'
'Ah, three piece'
'No, two. With water'
'What drink?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# That's the case
everywhere up in Brum.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That's true, at least it's only KFC & BK round here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Agreed!
..I thought you were in Bristol though?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I am in Bristol
but I just know what Birmingham's like.

Bristol's getting the same way, but only in terms of chavs being unable to pronounce English.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Bah it was like that when I lived there
where abouts in brizzle are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Bishopston.
Just North of the centre, off the Gloucester Road.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I know it well.
go to the croft ever for gigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Brummy food- I always have from this rather large kebab shop just along from the Custard Factory.
It's got tables and chairs and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Can't eat kebabs these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Neither can I.
However I can eat more chips and cheese than anyone on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# CHALLENGE!
BETTING ENDS!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah, I'd beat you like a Sicilian husband.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# It does indeed
and is about 100 metres from where I'm currently sat writing this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# My sister's moving to Brum soon
And I will never see her again *sobs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Why? Where do yo live?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'm being overly dramatic :-)
I'm only about an hour away, but neither of us drive or afford the train fare, so I'll probably not see her very often, which makes me sad
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ahhh thought as much :-)
That does suck though. Maybe meet halfway?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Yes you will
its actually not as bad as people think...just most of the locals are a bit silly is all....

honest....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Fuuucking hell!
Across the road from Leatherland or something, yeah?

I love that part of Brum, I go to a lot of gigs there. Well, there and the....other one. Oh god. That place down the side street. Erm...

the barfly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I was there last week!
Next time you come up I shall have to buy you a pint or five
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That sounds lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Rainbow's preety good too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^^ this
my friends and I love the rainbow... especially now the outside is open again.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# :-(
Ou est ca? I've only really been to there, the custard factory and Tempest records.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# its on the corner up the main road from the custard factory
its well nice!! we smoke green in there quite often (even post ban my friends still do - I quit :()
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Ahhhh
you quit? Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# True in the south.
KFC is worse than most.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Gah!
And our nearest KFC is closed for refurbishment!
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
#
refurbishmentnew supply of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# yes
for refurbishment by health inspector.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# usually why
they fucking suck

and before you sue me kfc, how fucking long was that one in newcastle shut eh?

rats in the fryers eh?? eh??? eh???

bastard tasty tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Actually, some hot wings would be nice
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# make mine a wrapstar!
they're yummy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Ooh
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I just sat down with some noodles
and now I don't want them any more. Curse you.

CUUUUURRRSSSEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!

/Zim
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# And now I've gone right off them again...
Excellent!
*clicks imaginary I Like This button*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i is in yur b3ta
saving yur healths
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I don't get it
but its very well done and deserves a woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Cardinal Ratzinger = Pope
He has the eyes of a killer you know
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# That font is incredibly unattractive.
(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# It was ignored by all the pretty fonts
back at boarding school... you shouldn't be so blunt you'll hurt its feelings!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Is it not planning the untimely demise of those fonts?
To teach them a lesson they'll never forget, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# yes it is......
any recommendations for a decent font site?
I've beening downloading dafont recently...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Gragargharhg!
I am tired and need either more tea or a burger or both.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# teaburger
that's what you want
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Tea FTW
I had a lovely pint of tea in bed this morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# A pint of tea?
maybe you're on to something for the pubs seeing as all the interesting beer drinking smokers are ostracised...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah, in a lovely big pint mug
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Just don't have it in a regular pint glass
I did that with coffee once and it hurted my hand. Handles are muchly needed.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Yes
handles are a godsend where vessels of hot liquids are concerned
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yes indeed they are
I learnt this the hard way. I think I used oven gloves in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I was at a KFC about a week ago
I got to the counter after a five minute wait only to be told "we've run out of chicken".

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL OPEN THEN?!?

They went on to say that they still had Zingers; so are they not chicken then?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# well
the odds aren't good

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# * contains mechanically reclaimed bird product
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# haha
that took a moment

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# At first Glance
I thought BK had been appointed official sponsor for the London Olympics and this was their logo.... then i noticed the number was wrong.... then I noticed the caption. Then I had my first coffee of the day and a joint. Then it made sense.

Then I did the silliest thing ever... I clicked reply, so now you are getting one of my infamous pot induced waffles.

I'll be going now.. Apparently theres a Moose loose aboot this hoose and I@m the only one with a big enough net.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)