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[challenge entry] Still haven't seen the movie, but imagine it would be better like this.

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(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
but needs some TOAP changes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Not really,
The movie's pretty much off the funking chain as it is.

Nice pun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# You cheeky funkster!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Peas and Rice!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# seams it would be better
and its been done, a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# bindun
but thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Bin dun a couple of times
And it would have by me too if I'd squeezed it in last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# .....
... *decides not to say it*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I thought of you today, getting on the bus.
As it seemed to be piloted by captain Birdseye, and he gave me a right naughty look (I am wearing a rather low cut top today and you and I aren't dissimilar in the chest area)- made me think 'aaah, I wish dg was here to appreciate him'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Actually, considering the excitement he was showing at my boobs
I think if you'd been there too he'd not have been able to control himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# you are making me think robin asquith-type thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# :D I'm not making you, you're hardly putting up a fight.
Don't think about my or dg's boobs.

better?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I wonder if he'd have been able to control me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I think he'd have probably tried his very hardest.
Blatant double use of the word 'hard' there.


Edit- newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6290950.stm read this, the story at the bottom- a girl's first kiss. It's ever so sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I do so like getting a double use




/edit/ aw bless, that IS sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# you have now
turned into the police woman from Hot Fuzz, Olivia Coleman.

"Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!"
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I'd be surprised if it hadn't bindun
but I really had to get it out of my head. Phew.
(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I know
The first thing I thought of when i saw the compo was "Hot Fozz!"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Pegg > Muppets
end of.

Nice 'shop tho :p
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# and again in english?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Pegg is better than muppets.
This is the end of the conversation regarding that topic, in my opinion.

Very well done on your photoshopping skills though. I stick my tongue out at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Sorry, stuck in a mathematical mindset.
Thanks for the interpretation for those of lower intelligence though.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Is that the new ' I kiss you'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I'm not sure.
You earth men and your displays of affection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Heheh
It was more a ref to this guy:
www.ikissyou.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ......Borat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I believe it's where he got the idea from.
'My eyes green. I LIVE ALONE!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I tend to prefer "I touch your face".
My boss prefers I don't put it in w*rk emails though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# touch face in what way?
nice stroky *have a wee nip at the stroking hand's thumb on the way* touching, or Anne off little Britain 'eh-eh-ehhhhhh'*whump* touching?

Don't worry, I'm well aware I'm making no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# What a grinch!
I watched Talented Mr Ripley again last night.
Matt Damon is deliciously stalky in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# You only eat the tender tops of the Damons.
Throw away the stalks, or use for compost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Shame,
I think you would have made a good muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# That's rather good
as my sig testifies...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognese!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# sorry, but *BLPFBPBPPFFLPLPLPFLPPPFPLBFP!* Jog on!
you can't make that film much better
and bindun at least twice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)