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# You'll be fine hun
Wow them or scare them into giving you the job!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# No such joy
the interview is with my rather frightening head manager. Who is wowed by NOTHING.

I'm just going to do what I do best, and waffle until she gives me the job to shut me up.

If I get it I'll be an executive!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Go you!
*dons cheerleader outfit*
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Go and get that good job now!
Ra ra ra!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Do that high kick again, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Can't - I think I pulled something the first time
*limps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# you've pulled alright!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Who?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
no-one
*slinks away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *sobs quietly*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# aw,
you pulled me sweety
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *cuddles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# well la-de-da!!!
best of luck captain!!!
will it mean less b3taering?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Possibly.
But I'll be on as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *hugs*
don't forget your poor old crew when you run the world......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *hugs*
course not!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# How could you not be wowed by Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# She's much taller than me!
And very powerful. 80s lady if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# you're scared of an 80 year old?
just push her over and take her pension book... then scarper!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Just sleep with him,
that's the only true way women get good jobs.

edit: I should read things properly. Maybe that's why I misinterpreted the bible...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# And if my intrerviewer is a straight woman?
And I don't think my mum's ever slept with her bosses. She slept with someone she was the boss of once, back when she was a pub manager and my dad was a cellarman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Do you live on the set of coronation street?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# :-( no
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Situation-action-result.
Whenever they ask a question, follow the format "This is what the situation was, this is what I did about it and this was the outcome".

It's all anyone wants to hear, but people hardly ever answer properly.

Even if they were there when it happened, follow the same format. Don't assume they remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *notes down*
cheers gronky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# People always say to imagine the interviewer naked.
I prefer to imagine myself pushing all the stuff off their desk then kicking the computer and screaming at them, but sometimes that makes me start laughing in the middle of an interview.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# :D
Banzai!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# cor, proper advice
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# good luck cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Thank you love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ar good luck
interviewers are always a bit nervous themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Mine isn't
she's a strong lady!

Cheers mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# If there's one thing I've learned about "strong" leaders
its that they're (generally) lonelier than the loseringest nerds.

Try and get her out on the piss sometime.

Failing that, just call her bluff sometime (in a way that she'll laugh at). She'll respect the shit out of you and probably start telling you what she really thinks rather than what she's supposed to think.

This is all after you've got the job, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# :D You're a genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)