a blatant rip-off, Sorry T
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From the Muppets do the Movies challenge. See all 582 entries (closed)
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Now
See that? That's pure gol....oh yeah so it is.
Clicked to the maximun
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Clicked to the maximun
This is definitely the winner in my eyes!
Right, I'm wearing a dress, high heels, and I have an interview in 1.5 hours. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh...
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:05,
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You'll be fine hun
Wow them or scare them into giving you the job!
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:06,
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No such joy
the interview is with my rather frightening head manager. Who is wowed by NOTHING.
I'm just going to do what I do best, and waffle until she gives me the job to shut me up.
If I get it I'll be an executive!
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:10,
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I'm just going to do what I do best, and waffle until she gives me the job to shut me up.
If I get it I'll be an executive!
Go you!
*dons cheerleader outfit*
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Go and get that good job now!
Ra ra ra!
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:12,
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Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Go and get that good job now!
Ra ra ra!
well la-de-da!!!
best of luck captain!!!
will it mean less b3taering?
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:12,
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will it mean less b3taering?
*hugs*
don't forget your poor old crew when you run the world......
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16,
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She's much taller than me!
And very powerful. 80s lady if ever I saw one.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14,
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you're scared of an 80 year old?
just push her over and take her pension book... then scarper!
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:18,
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Just sleep with him,
that's the only true way women get good jobs.
edit: I should read things properly. Maybe that's why I misinterpreted the bible...
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:13,
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edit: I should read things properly. Maybe that's why I misinterpreted the bible...
And if my intrerviewer is a straight woman?
And I don't think my mum's ever slept with her bosses. She slept with someone she was the boss of once, back when she was a pub manager and my dad was a cellarman.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:15,
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Situation-action-result.
Whenever they ask a question, follow the format "This is what the situation was, this is what I did about it and this was the outcome".
It's all anyone wants to hear, but people hardly ever answer properly.
Even if they were there when it happened, follow the same format. Don't assume they remember it.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22,
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It's all anyone wants to hear, but people hardly ever answer properly.
Even if they were there when it happened, follow the same format. Don't assume they remember it.
People always say to imagine the interviewer naked.
I prefer to imagine myself pushing all the stuff off their desk then kicking the computer and screaming at them, but sometimes that makes me start laughing in the middle of an interview.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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If there's one thing I've learned about "strong" leaders
its that they're (generally) lonelier than the loseringest nerds.
Try and get her out on the piss sometime.
Failing that, just call her bluff sometime (in a way that she'll laugh at). She'll respect the shit out of you and probably start telling you what she really thinks rather than what she's supposed to think.
This is all after you've got the job, of course.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:32,
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Try and get her out on the piss sometime.
Failing that, just call her bluff sometime (in a way that she'll laugh at). She'll respect the shit out of you and probably start telling you what she really thinks rather than what she's supposed to think.
This is all after you've got the job, of course.
Pffft, I wish.
They're Brantano- probably last me about a week.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:10,
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Maybe you should try
making your own jokes in the future...
Please don't, I love teh Spaced!
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14,
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Please don't, I love teh Spaced!
I watched series two by accident again last night
... put it on and sat down with a smoke to take the edge off, worked my may through the whole series and a lot of smoke.
'twas ACE!
/deep voice blog
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:20,
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'twas ACE!
/deep voice blog
I did, I did!
I know, I should try buying my own shoes in future *bats self in face with bag*
And remember, girl power.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16,
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And remember, girl power.
:D cheers love!
You should see the shoes, they're the most 50s things ever.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:11,
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take 'em off then.
the over powering stench wil make them give you the job right away to make you them back on....
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14,
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Good lick - I hope it goes really well
...you'll do great I'm sure... and if not, there's probably plenty of people here willing to petrol bomb their offices.
:)
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16,
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:)
Yaaaaay!
Actually no bombing, for their offices are my offices.
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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ooohh-kay
*thinks*
we could let a family of stoats free in the air conditioning...
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:37,
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we could let a family of stoats free in the air conditioning...
What are they,
like 50's dolly type ones then?
Even better if you have a link somewhere! ;)
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Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:53,
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Even better if you have a link somewhere! ;)