b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7433880 (Thread)

# i made myself into an autobot

a tad egotistical, and a smidge geeky, but i just watched the film and am all excited!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# :D
Suits you
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# OH SHITTY BOLLOCKING BOLLOCK SHUT CUNTSTICKLES RAPEBUCKET MCNUGGET CHEESEMAKER
I've remembered about The Game!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Aaargh!
*loses*

Fuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I don't play the game myself
so whenever I do remember it, I like to tell all the people I know who do.

I am evil.
Evil as a kittin.
In a bad mood.
With extra PMS.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# There's always one.
YOU ARE ALWAYS IN THE GAME IF YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!
See the rules:
1. You must not think about the game
2. If you remember about the game after you have stopped thinking of it, you lose.
3. You can lose an infinate number of times
4. You can never win
5. You can never quit the game
6. You are now in the game.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I'm not playing
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# But you are
because if you remember about it, no matter what you say, you've still lost.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# bollocks
I might on tennis shoes from time to time. Doesn't mean I'm playing tennis. Just dressing like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# What does the word game mean?



I win!
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# YOU CAN NEVER WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You're in d nile
You can never swim
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# The way I learned
you can win if you think about the word "EMAG" without thinking about the game.

ADD IT TO THE RULES
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# You can win
by dying whilst thinking about the Game.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# bastard ;)
I had so forgotten about the game, if you hadn't written the rules out I wouldn't have know what you were talking about.

Still, on the up side I got fired today.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# oh you unutterable shit
that must have been at least a year and a half since my last lose.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# It's been a bloody long time since mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Bah. The game is even more pointless than the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I like the talkboard you know
it's daytime gayshift banter, one of the reasons why I don't go on mainboard much is because it is missing the banter (other than gayshift, but I'm asleep during gayshift nowadays)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# irrelevant comment removed
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *points*
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# oooh!
any good? REviews sound amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# It looks good
but the story and the rest of it is completely shit, its just eye candy.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Who's right
?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# have you seen the cartoon?
big robots turn into cars and planes. then fight. then the goodies win. yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# IT'S FOR CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# harry potter is for kids
this is for people who have grown up from being kids.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Name one person on b3ta who isn't a child at heart.
And if you say baldmonkey or DOCTOR DYSLEXIA, I will hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# *grooms*
predictibly
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# i like to call those people adults
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# :D haha!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# yup,
not heard a bad one yet. it was only a d/l'd copy, so the special effects were a bit wasted.
otherwise its amazing. :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Who's right
?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'm only halfway through watching it myself
recharging my psp now lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Whee hee!
Lully!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# That is rather cool
I like the moire lines on your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# :)
embarrassing over-use of the chrome filter
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Fucking brill!
Can I get inside you and drive you off?

Waits for inevitable drive wank gag.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# *brandishes can opener*
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# there's something rather porcine about that nose
or is that just you?

Excellent work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# He's made of metal bacons.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ha!
i would've eaten my own face with my robo-teeth were this the case.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Aceness!
Can't wiat to see the movie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# cheers!
still going to see it in the pictures.
i think its a case of 'if you liked it as a kid, it's amazing, if not, you're gay'
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# In one sense nice shoppage...
on the other hand....you fucking nerd lol :D

When you go out do you say to yourself in a deep voice "Let's roll out!" - I bet you do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I still occasionally do that transforming noise
You know; the 'wck-ck-ckw-ckww' one. Just for no reason except that it appeals to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# one of the lads in work went to the premier of it in Swansea
Just gone midnight too, apparently it was all 30-40 yr olds wearing Transformer T-Shirts, and one guy in an Optimus suit lol

Plus as the film finished, everyone clapped and cheered. You swear the yanks were in lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# You're doing a lot of lolling tonight
careful you don't wake up the baby.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# she's sleeping in a bounce beside me
I'm typing quiet :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Surely
there's some degree of loudness implied in laughing out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Yup, I'm biting my tongue alot too
I cannae wake the small one :(

Would you wake this?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# She looks fairly awake already in that picture
and seriously - putting a picture of your progeny where lunatics like delboy can get to it?

JeccyJr, you're so ... little...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# That's half the plan
Wanted to set off some of the regulars into doctoring that photo to piss off the missus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)