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# greetings, mortals.
i need suggestions. gimme.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Jareth
/if you haven't already, of course
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Draw me.
*ego trips*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# A First World War scene
in your style would be sweeeet!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# First World War, you say...

/any excuse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Blasted Tony Curtis!
Do your duty, Man!

Nice.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I wish for you
to render the moment in time when primitive man first because self aware.

I am assuming this was some time after primitive woman had already managed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Sexy feline (or canine) Firemen posing for a calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# david cameron caught with a ugandan prostitute on his recent visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Penguin rebel fighters. In bandanas. Wielding AK-47s.
Running over a polar bear government soldier in their stolen army jeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# draw
irony
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Or failing that,
Trouser pressy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Do the characters from heroes
whilst somebody still remembers them.

So, I watched Heroes last night. What was all the fuss about. It's like MutantX but shitter ( if that's possible )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# lesbian superheroes doing... well, anything :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# A nice cup of tea and a sit down
WITH MONSTERS FROM THE ID!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID!
always the ID!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# A Jazz band of fish
playing to a particularly seedy looking crowd of puffer fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# a beautiful Polish girl

in a snow covered park fashioning enormous dildos out of ice and snow and giving herself a really good doing in both holes at once. The cold adds a certain piquancy to her activities.

A group of tramps has gathered to watch, the one with the beard is trying to tease his alcohol-ruined cock to attention while a baglady flashes her shit-caked flaps at a passing businessman.

The businessman hides a dark secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# You know the old joke about licking ice and getting your tongue stuck?
Ice and wet places don't go.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# King Leonidas
kicking someones ass
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)