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# its a cock
probably yours - come on link it ffs
edit : how does that not look like porn!??!
edit 2 : that fp was NSFW too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# a cock shopped onto a building looks no more like porn than an magenta CDC
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# its a cock
*blocks happytoast*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I think you're being a cock
I'm not particularly a fan of HappyToast's work or owt, but I think that's SFW.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# so a cock on your screen is not considered porn?
what do you consider porn? (remember this is why people wear underwear)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I thought porn involved sexual acts or poses
not anatomy.

However, I also jsut read the thread down there that Verity linked, so I must take note of Mystery Bob's comment and Toastie's double standard.

Also, have this:



Nobody ever said this wasn't SFW, and I must have posted it 20 times over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# from a distance this looks like a guy blowing his own horn
and not just a giant penis with legs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# YOU FUCKING LIAR!
THAT'S A MORE OBVIOUS COCK THAN THE ONE I DID!
It's got bollocks for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha
keep your merkin on Toastie!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# yes but its not a giant cock with legs
this is clearly a guy with a horn and a blended penis on the end of it, the bollocks look like some sort of stand for the horn - and yet it is NSFW its NOT A GIANT PENIS ON LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# mine wasn't on legs
that's what the Albert Memorial looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# well it looked like a penis on legs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# but is a penis porn?
although I note the Mystery Bob said "NUDITY= NSFW", I'm not convinced a penis = porn...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# It's not double standards if that comment isn't current
It is in response to my being told I was wrong before that I considered this ok.

Silly me for listening to people.

Of bollocks I've done it again here!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# pffft
yes, I see what you mean. Ok, it's not double standards, it's a u-turn.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# yes
I bowed under pressure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# yeah but on the other hand
you've been a pretty big file size nazi in the past. so, going by your current justification that standards evolve, does that mean that file sizes creeping up are now acceptable?

i'm all for pushing boundaries, but, i dunno, i guess i didnt expect something so obviously dodgy from you.

just my 2p worth.
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# yes
which is why as you say "in the past" I commented on them but now just offer artistic advise.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Seriously Vino
what's up with you? why are you trawling my history trying to catch me out on things?

Both of those images (if memory serves) were a long way over the limits. The first possibly being an 800k anim.

I didn't pointlessly swear, I was polite and to the point and more over had a nice chat with the guy I awarded my friendship badge to.
I even helped out by providing an board friendly, optimised version.

What is it I have done to offend you so utterly deeply? And why are you angry toward me helping out here and there?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i guess thats what you get for posting cocks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# no, this is far more deep rooted seeming
Oh, and how come you're not complaining equally hard about the picture of a lady garden further up the board?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# what lady garden?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# er....
www.b3ta.com/board/7458012
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# oh
well its mildly nsfw but its not a giant vagina on legs/arse on legs...
anyways... back to the top of the board
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# You have always ALWAYS been a bit of a nazi
and, hey, I'm OK with that. You can be quite harsh at times, but as long as you stick to your own high standards I can't fault it.

But with this post? You've posted something that you yourself would have pounced upon and "corrected" the poster about.

Either you've had a complete change of heart or you're trying to prove some sort of point.

I don't believe the first and I don't like the second.

You're not an inexperienced or immature poster, so you should know that some people would find that picture NSFW and yet you didn't post it as a link.

Then you've been all "who me? But I'm only agreeing with you all!" about it.

It made me angry. You know better. You've proved you know better by telling others.

You seem to have caught me on a bad day and for that I apologise. Maybe Oxfordshire disagrees with my normally sweet temperament.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# You know what you need?
a nice cup of cocco and a hug and warm blanket :)
don't hit me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Awww SkUG! C'mere!
*huggles to bits* :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *huggles*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I honestly had listened to other B3tans
*rest of message will be gaz'd to you shortly to take it off the board*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# If that's the case
why don't you ask your boss to come over and tell you if he thinks it's pornographic?

No? Thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I shall do so tomorrow at work :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# stand a few feet from your computer
it looks like a twoer with a sickle/moon shape at the top.

I'm more than happy for a mod to edit it - I'm not trying top be naughty. Going by what has recently been FP'd I thought this would be an ok challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# please note that erectile penises are not shown on television because this is considered porn
floppy cocks are often shown on tv (one reason why i do not own one a television) and therefore this is somehow "ok"
bollocks i say - cocks off tv! (including chegwins)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It's not an erect penis!
It's been rotated from a dangling one ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# lol... the cock or the TV?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# excuse my poor gramma *lends her 5p*
i was supposed to say "i do not own a television"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# The first one was funnier...
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The only stuff that's been FP'd is your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I've never done a cock picture before
It's only because others have been deemed acceptable that I've done this, and I think I've tinted and blended it in to the photo enough for it to be ok, if not "art"!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# The thing is that the cock is clearly visible
and people can lose their jobs for this sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Come on toasty.
You're a longtime respected (justifiably so) contributor to this site. Don't wait for a mod edit, you know as well as I do there are 100 fuckwits ready to follow that example. Your fellow /boarders want it linked, that should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# sorry dude
it's blatantly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)