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[challenge entry] You'll just feel a little prick............


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(joeblob, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# that's what [insert topical celebrity paedo here] said to me as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I'll insert your [topical celebrity paedo] in a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I'll [verb] your [noun] in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I can't think of a way to make that more generic.

Except...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# [counter-threat]
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# [expletive]
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# you're a [noun]
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yay I'm very Pro noun
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# my mother was a noun
she practiced for years, finally made the professional game.

Now she's "you"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# [noun]
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# [noun] [adjective] [noun]
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# [verb] [verb] [verb]
...[noun] [TEXTSPEAK] [TEXTSPEAK] [TEXTSPEAK]
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I'll [threat] your [target] [optional time constraint] unless you [condition]
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# [Personal pronoun][verb][personal pronoun][noun][expression of time]
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i say!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *drops monocle*
good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# do you ever think of anything else, woman? :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Not if I can help it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# excellent plan
care for a lesbian? *offers packet*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Why thank you!
*nibbles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# what brand?
*looks*
Hmm, Sandra Bullock's Flappy Clams?

not for me thanks.

I prefer Whoopie Goldberg's Vegetarian Gash-like Grills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# [innuendo]
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# [scoffing rejoinder]
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# mwa ha ha ha ha
i've got a scam afoot!
All the tax paid on square brackets today goes straight to me!
I'm rich I tells ya, rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# pfft!
[subject pronoun] [transitive verb, future] [possessive pronoun] [direct object noun] [preposition] [article] [noun] [conditional] [subject prounoun][intransitive verb, present]
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Orly? then
www.b3ta.com/board/7472883
www.b3ta.com/board/7315697

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# [imperative verb][preposition]
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *inserts*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *retracts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# oooh yeah, faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# see,
now i would've said 'thats i said to (insert wife girl/boy friend) said'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# too many saids
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# you dont say?
or do you?
(joeblob, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *Asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *grumbles*
*sweeps up remains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# indeed.
better left unsaid at the end there
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# tabloid campaign to insert [topical celebrity paedo]
into the above bin begins
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# sometimes it scare the crap out of me how many sharps bin are over flowing in this place!!
they're only suppose to be two thirds full....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# it pisses me off that people here can't tell the difference between:
a) a scalpel - sharp, takes up a little room in the sharps bin.

b) a scalpel packet - not sharp, takes up LOADS of room in the sharps bins, causing overflowing before they get emptied.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# where do you work then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# in a forensical sciencing lab
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yay!
I was going to do that, but I'm not anymore. Do you enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# It's ace and also crap.
Ace:
Lovely, lovely people. The other scientists that is.
Different every day
get to feel like CSI/Quincy if you're a bit drunk.
It' possible to get impressionable young women/men to gaze at you in rapt admiration just by saying your job. Sadly they usually aren't the bright ones, and therefore hold limited appeal.

Crap:
Management (been bought by a big corporation and, oddly, they have not in spirit honored any of the promsies they made when acquiring us)
Court (you're just there to help but the defense can and will attack you personally. It can be a nightmare)
bad cases (some are truly horrible lose-faitn-in-humanity types, and others you just can't find any evidence that will help either way)
You're not CSI/Quincy
Pay. You barely get any.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# cor!
*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You've put my most irrational fear into picture form.
Ta.
(Scat Tevens, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)