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# Bought a couple of games to play over the bank holiday.
Played and completed Halo for the first time: utter crap.
Preferred a cool little PS2 game in which a chick goes running around a city, cutting up zombies with a katana.....
....while wearing only a bikini.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# A chick running around a city, cutting up zombies with a katana.
....while wearing only a bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I notice the absence of the bikini
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# duely added
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehe
I thought it was intentional

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# He can draw just as well in a one-piece
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# pip saying "FLAP!"
just to put the kibosh on the whole sorry affair :)

That, or something involving Bioshock.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# draw something that is hueg like the xbawks
THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE GUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
#
two fighting crabs
one is using star fish as throwing stars.

or a hen night and a stag night in a stand off in the street a la west side story
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Oneechanbara FTW!


and yes, Halo sucks and blows at the same time. But don;t let Ironman hear you say that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# speaking of which, i've not seen him for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# he hides in the darkness
touching himself and playing Bioshock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# so he's had no problems with the hideous drm people have been squeaking about
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# no idea, he was still wanking over the free figure he got
with the deluxe edition when I last spoke to him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# maybe he ran off with the Cap'n?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she changed job I recall and said it would probably only be evening activity
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# .(
there are quite some regulars who recently turned into evening b3tans, non?
e.g. Dixon and Laird Dave
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Halo was great when it came out.
But it's been re-done to death by everyone, including Bungie, several times over, till everyone's sick of it.

Just like DOA3 was great, but now every game's got big wobbling tits in it... Err.. How's that a bad thing again?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I still to this day know people that have only played Halo 2 online.
The campaign is arse, multiplayer is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Never finished the campaign.
But online was wall-to-wall arseholes.

Mind you, what you said is exactly what I though of Battlefield 2.

Crimson Skies was the only thing worth having XBox live for, and now it's pretty much dead. Along with my subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Private Chat mode = no arseholes to listen to
But yeah, Battlefield 2 is similar in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I found Halo goodin places.... incredibly dull in places.
Overall experience: meh.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# that game sounds splendid
but you should have been out in the sun, you need to get more sunlight.

draw a zombie chick in a bikini running around town cutting humans up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *Nings*
Some stuff you saw during the weekend

- or a cavewoman
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Plato the Seagul of doubt
at Tescos
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# F L A P !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Dragon lady!
Fluttering her eyelashes at St George!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
#
Totally agree: Halo=hyped up crap with repetitive level design.

Bought BioShock at weekend.

Probably the shortest game I have ever played, and had quite a few bugs. I was not happy.


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# finished already
how many hours?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# dunno,
lemmie work it out:

bought friday, played 2hrs, started up sat morn, played just past lunch... so, all in all I'm guessing 6hrs?

That is a rough Idae.. .I have no really understanding of time.

Oh, and I saved every little sister too.

Still... it was sort of enjoyable (I MISS SYSTEM SHOCK!)


edit: actually more like 9hrs thinking about it (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 6 hours?! that's fucking terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# if you saved every one of them
then you've missed the real ending.

(I'm 12 hours in on hard, about 10 in I thought I'd finished the game but no there's more)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# i thought by saving each one, that was meant to be much harder as you dont get as much ADAM (although you do get teh stuff int he teddy bear gifts) and thus get to see the proper ending?
I wont post what happened in it here though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# well, there's two endings
look at it that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# so you've played it to the end, searched every room
upgraded everything, found every tape?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# managed to miss a few tapes apparently and upgrades all but two weapons...
regardless, It should never be that easy, or be that short even if I do miss a few collectables
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# it all depends how battle-hardened you are
I always start games on the hardest difficulty if only so it takes me longer to complete them.

Gears Of War lasted about as long for me (and I did the whole campaign of that co-op with a mate)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, I'm the same. Hardest difficulty off the bat.
Except for games that think "hardcore mode" means "enemies have 100x more health than normal and can kill you in 1 or 2 hits". Shitting christ that isn't fun at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ha
*starts up ninja gaiden again*
*selects hard mode*
*shits self*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
Now gears of War WAS good, lasted quite a while, and hard mode was a challenge...

I just cant stand paying £40+ for a game I can complete in a day (unless its something like tekken or SF etc)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Modern games are short. It's how it is.
A tradeoff for WOAH PARTICLE EFFECTS LOOK AT THAT WATER LOOK AT IT SHINE LOOK AT IT SHINING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# then there's games like Wario Ware Smooth Moves.
You can complete it in an hour or less, and it looks like a child drew it.

Still doesn't mean it's no fun.

Old games taking ages usually meant they were infuriatingly hard, or were usually too longwinded to keep many peoples attention.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Probably.
Maybe I'm just bitter at how long it took me to complete FEAR Extraction Point and Condemned recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I'm still playing Manic Miner after 25 years.
I finished it properly for the first time earlier this year.

It's Minish Cap that's had me hooked solid for the last few weeks. I'm nearly done, not because it's short but because it's hugely addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I was playing slapsies with nubile 20yr old females!
Then played 4plyr Wii Sports until the very early hours, after drinking far to much!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I too have been playing games
and I must say Bioshock is bloody excellent, and heartily recommended to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# fun whilst it lasted but WAY too short
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Mr Darcey!!! (colin firth)
With Scarlett somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)