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[challenge entry] This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.


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On second thoughts the lettering is a bit shit...

Post virginity ripped in two.

From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I didn't think banana stained
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Neither did I,
But I didn't think monkeys had blood.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Lies!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# mine does
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Badum...
tib3tadaysh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *bows*





*arrows*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# live and learn.
monomuse.net/06/2007/how-to-remove-banana-stains.php

also, welcome stinkbone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# highly interesting
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# thankies
I've been lurking on and off for about two years, and only recently have i started to play with photoshop.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
I've never seen a banana stain. Or it what you blame the weewee stains in your string y fronts on?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# "String Y-Fronts" gives me a VERY VERY VERY scary image.
I'm going away now...you have forced me to do the homework I only have today to do or I will get beaten up by my DT teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Your teacher has the DTs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Sting in y-fronts?
no thanks

what homework is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Well he hasn't been in THe Police for a while
So it's probably a nice change for him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Design Ideas,
I have to do 12.
I could barely think up 2.
For a 'Dinner Party Desert'.
I chose the coursework I'd most like to eat myself, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# A: it's redexed
B: myimager won't do PNG's...
what am i missing?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# .
'pologies, if you want, i'll do you a jpeg.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *taps foot impatiantly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Dashes for the photoshop
Here:

i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/jambo4/colobusmonkey.jpg
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# pffft!
*pats head*
now run along you scamp
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# runs
hides, then uses inhaler
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *snatches*
thats not an inhaler!!!

thats a bong!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# but it was too late.
he was already high.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# And if I catch you doing it again...
...I'll cut your balls off.

/Life of Brian blog
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha
I did a Fight Club one for Ladies' Day:

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *hopes thats not a fleshlight*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hehe - "... simply illuminating..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Fight Chub Pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Nice work - I couldn't think of anything to do with a Colobus
So well done you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Colobus...
you can grill 'em, bake 'em, or fry 'em in a pan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# hash 'em, dash 'em or
serve 'em up with spam.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)