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[challenge entry] I always get confused with this monarchy stuff

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(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft
the queen is alive!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i think elvis
had bigger tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# corgis, possibly
but definitely not squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ah, the king of queens ; )
this is vere nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ta!
I wanted to add Freddie Mercury's tash for extra confusion, but it was too much
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# jimmy carr?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# thanks a lot!
you just made me choke on my galaxy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *jealouses*
Cor! You have Galaxy!? I hope you choke on i . . . oh! Cheers Micto!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# it's a large one, too
it's going nicely with the tea in my daffy duck mug :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# The King is alive!
I saw him on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahah
In other news, Zoo want my colinmcrae.gif!

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm probably the shittest person here, and that was one of the shittest things I've done, and they want it! Hahahahaha

Of course I said "yes".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# they said the same thing to me
i don't think they used mine
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# really?
sorry i feel like reposting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ouch!
did you read the fineprint about ownership of your anus, firstborn child and sould?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# you said yes?
why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Because it's shit and I don't care about it and want to see my name in lights
Hahahaha ffs how far are they reaching when they ask for that sort of shite?

EDIT: I mean - did you see it? It's bindun more than Flap apparently (unsurprisingly), and was done in 30s by me, who has no skillz:



Honestly I think it's realy funny that they want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you do realise they now own your house and all its contents?
including you...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Cool.
I hope they buy me Christmas presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I tajke it you don't look at the pages
when ghosty scans em then.

Then you'll see how despearte they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Thass Emap for you.
*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# but if even you say no
they may end up having to pay for entries
so it's in everyone's best interest to tell them to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Oh.
Oops.

Now I feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# live and learn
no worries
have an ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# nicely done, and in other news,
Stop GAZing me ZOO! Please!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah
they won't leave me alone either . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I've already emailed them before on three separate occasions saying the same thing;
If you'll pay for single use, as other (and larger) publications are willing to do, then fine, if not, no.
they've just GAZzed me again asking for another image posted this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# they keep telling me that they want to pay me more
as mine are so good


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I've got the bapla guidelines for payments if any of you are interested
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *interested*
/the Sun paid up recently for their use of one of my images,
be nice to know on the guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I think i've still got your email address
*rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# you expect them to spend time keeping a list of who tells them to fuck off
when they can't even be bothered making content for their own magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# you make a fine and valid point
considering I've been one of a few who have been emailing them for nearly a year now,
you'd think someone would make the connection
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# put them on 'ignore'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# yes, but yours are all about you breaching the restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *paces up and down
at the end of Thor's road*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# get off my patch!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)