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# It's that time of year...
'This is it, Carruthers!'
'Are you sure, sir?'
'Yes - I heard a jar of Sarson's being opened'



*Pop!*
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Its murder!!!!
(on the eyes that is...)

Edit thats a joke...onions..eyes..anyone...woo to the real world photoshopping pic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I knew what...
...you meant. After 40lb of the damned things were skinned it was like having my eyes dipped in quicklime.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# One possible solution
Tried preparing them underwater?

(The onions, that is. No need for scuba gear)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hahahaah.
facial expressions on vegetables!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# I forgot it was tuesday
welcome noobie
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Thanks Atilla!
Thought I'd play it safe for first post...
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# *pats nice noobie on head in slighty patronising but friendly way*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# he he
did you actually use stickers there?
Welcome, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Stickers
Er... bits of paper, drawn on, cut out, stuck to onions with their own liquid. Photo taken, much childish mirth, rolleyes from person holding the knife. Much swearing, trip to casualty, stitches.

The last bit is not true.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# don't listen to the cunts
great first post!

shop a kitten on a chair and you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# hahahaha
Have some lolpeas with that
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# finally, a time to use this
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# You're all...
...lully. Even "I am an idiot" who I'm sure just wants the bar raised.

Cheers!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Just ignore him
We are lully to people who appear to know what they are doing, and you fit in that box nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Haha nicely
Welcome and hello and that.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# an excellent debut you've got there sir :D
beats the shit out of mine (which no longer exists, i hope)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)