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# Lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Moon donkey
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yes yes yes
I like this
oh yes I do
there are tits, and leathery wings, and flames
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *Gets popcorn*
*prepares to watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Surely you can like tits without being a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# yeah! i mean, i love cock but i'm not g....
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hhahahaha!
Hey, 2-6 fraser's are 404'ing on me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hmm
no idea why

mictoboy.co.uk/fraser3.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/fraser4.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/fraser5.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/fraser6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# well, they work now
splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ha ha, i'll leave these here then
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahah, excellent.
I look like Father Ted in the Elvis episode.
(tomsk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *listens*
*ponders*
*agrees*
You're probably right. If you like tits just 20% of how much I like tits, then you'd still like tits a lot.

Tits are great. Tits are smashing. Tits are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you should try having them growing on your chest
they're ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Not a good idea.
I'd never get any work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ^ this
I sure would miss mine if they upped and left.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Silly Debbilgrrrrl
Lesbians is not boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# It IS,
If a girl is a lesbian, then they're not going to want to sleep with me, as I'm a male.

LESBIANISM IS BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# What excuse do you use for the non-lesbian
female population, none of which want to sleep with you?
Tonsillitis? Itchy arses?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# "mingers anyway"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# There are non-lesbian females?
...But they've all told me they were Lesbians... I thought that's just how it was?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Note: this leads to extinction
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# but in terms of spectator sports
they're a win
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ^this with bells on
and baby oil
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I never got that
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# What? Spectators?
*volunteers*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# If you're a straight male
and have the choice of either watching
1) a girl with another guy
2) two or more girls
what would you choose, hmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# two or more girls, obviously
I don't want to look at dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Were I a straight male
I'd probably prefer to be doing it rather than watching it
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# if you were a straight male
you'd know that it's not that it rains down on you and 'doing it' is actually outside of your control.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# true, but if that's not an option?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Develop better personal hygiene and more refined social skills
Come on boys, it's not that hard!
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# pffft
I'm not talking long-term here, just about the quick evening wank when being single ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# You wouldn't want to watch then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)