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# No resemblance really...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Standby for bandwagon in
5
4
3
2
1

We have bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# My ears just popped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Cap'n!
*ensmooshles*

How are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I'm ok love
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Pretty good
Just popped in for a minute before flying off to rehearsal :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Ooooh, showbiz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Yes, tonight I will be playing the part of the damsel in distress
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# You play the leper, girl
and I'll play the healer

/everlast lechery
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Er, quite
Gotta run! Take care, don't get too stressed!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Thank you!
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Yes if you get too stressed at work
Just imagine all the b3ta peeps pulling silly faces and gurning behind your back!

And never forget. The print is with you!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# The printer!
Yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I think it's still hiding on the top of the cupboard
Of room 3:P It ever survived the redecoration!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# THE PRINTER FEARS NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# AND SEES ALL!
From Mount Cupboard!

Doncha love post that have peeps going WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I got post like that the other day.
A plain postcard for the guy we bought the flat off just saying 'Alright Rich, you owe me a fiver'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I got a text once saying
'I don't know what to do. You love JH but you don't love me!' The only JH I knew was a bloke called John Henry:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Jennifer (love) Hewitt?
She does have nice busters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# What?
Films staring Phil Collins?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I get him confused with Bob Hoskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# So does Mrs. Collins:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# What?
Not a plum, shirley?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Gah!
Ghosty, that's terrible!

'ning bloke, how's it going?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# carrying on the fruit theme
Peachy thanks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I'm berry glad to hear it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Glad to hear you're oranging a bash in Derby:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I just filled my nappy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I told you, if you do it within half an hour of me changing you
then you can live with it till tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# *stinks to high heaven*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *kicks out the back door*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Oi oi Cap'n!
*handseats*

How are you stranger?

Did you get my text the other day?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# No.....
I don't think so anyway.

*perches* and way *smoosh* how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I'm ace, ta.
Have you got a different number since the London bash then?

How's life? Are you going to come to our Derby bash?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# No!
Same number, same everything. Well, different hair. same number, same everything EXCEPT ginger hair.

I'm going to try, but I'm snowed under at the moment so I'm making no promises to anyone about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# *texts*
Did you get that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I did
incoming photo of boob area
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Jus' killin' time
waiting for a torrent to finish downloading...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# That's shocking.
You realise your comment legitimises piracy?

You wouldn't steal a car would you? Or a handbag?*

=D


*Correct answer is "I would if I could download one"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I resent your assumption that it must be pirated material.
What's more shocking is that it's actually a legit download.

edit: aha! My prize awaits...
It's an early "'night b3ta" from me.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Shameless Bandwagon Pearoast
(Gobshite, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
That's feckin' woosome, that is =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Tony Blair
morphing into Peter Reid?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# that's fantastic!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# That's your wanking material sorted for another week then!
'ning bloke =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# 'sup dude!
How are things? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Things is ace matey.
Got a job interview tomorrow, keep your fingers crossed for me =)

You okay?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# huzzah! *crosses fingers*
i'm fine thanks... got laser eye surgery tomorrow :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaha in your face Cam Whore!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# No, it's just on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# i see you are not amused
eavnin' all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# The Warlord/Rocky comparisons were never funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I think they are
*ROFFLEZ*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# ^
and the fact that you don't find them funny makes it even more funny
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# 100% this
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Perhaps then, you should have done a bit more research on b3ta
before joining/posting a picture of yourself...

:p
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Fair enough if they're done with a good joke in mind,
but these are just shit and extremely offensive.

The "Warlord reflection" ones (kettle and table) were funny because that actually had something to do with it.

But this...just no.
I mean, it a) looks NOTHING like me and b) is not even a joke

It's just irritating and offensive and just makes me even more pissed aff than I have been this past month.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7668632
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
#
a. fucking spitting image
b. funny as fuck
c. Brandow's curse be upon you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# a) Fuck the fuck off.
b) Not atall funny
c) I admit this may be true, but I do not believe in karma.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# but karma believes in you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# What did the little starving kids in the third world do that's so bad, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# skipped their meals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha, this thread was just waiting for you to show up :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I knew my mental problems would come in useful one day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# maybe they whined too much

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha, oh god, please dont compare your "plight"
to genuine suffering.

Karma or not, you're preaching double standards.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# and ensuring he gets called Rocky for the rest of his time on our fair board.
Seriously dude, are you forgetting where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# BRANDOW'S CURSE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# don't keep posting pics of your mug then, foo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# This too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# you are Isaac Hayes, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Good comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I was wondering if I'd have to explain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Nope.
I love watching hypocrisy in action.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# :D That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Tough titties
This isn't fucking myspace. Use the ignore/hide buttons if you're that bothered.

a) "No resemblance really"
b) If that's true, it's a good thing nobody laughed then.

Get used to being pissed off. It's a fact of life.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# sure as death and taxis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# taxis suck
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Poor meats
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# because I can't afford them
and it's like a million £ to go just a few miles

and my leg really hurt on last thursday and I wanted to get a taxi and I didn't

and I'm just being whiny

and I want a car :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I do too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# When you post pictures of yourself on the internet, you should be aware that it might result in abuse (especially here).
Besides, I bet Mr. Brandow wasn't very happy either.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Ha, this
Sweet karma
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# sweet, sweet Karma
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Mmmmm, sweet, sweeeeeeeet Karma.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
This^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Er... yes they were. And are.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# so it's ok for you to troll out the same fucking brandow face over and over

...but when you cam whore out YOUR face it's not aloud? hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# When was the last time I posted Brandow?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# who gives a fuck, you're our bitch now Rocky!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
you are making me larf today
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Don't be disingenuous.
It went on for bloody ages and was tedious as fuck after the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# That's a bit big for an unchanging still image.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Fuck off.
Stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# That's a bit rude!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# craniodiaphyseal dysplasia is often accompanied by tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaa *gasp* *cough*
if /board continues like this, I'll have to bring my lung to the cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# And you're fucking not?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MOTHERFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Well, you swore at me
much worse than anyone else on the thread and all
I did was make a daft joke.
I suggest you get a sense of proportion, suck up the fact
that you've been pwn3d n00b and let it go.

Alternatively you could whine on and on, swear at people for little
or no reason and end up where you were a couple of months
ago when no one liked you. You seem to have almost got it right until this thread.

Sit back, have a think, realise that this is no different to your Brandow stuff and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)
# It's alright, those of us not on our period laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Me too really!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I left and came back again.
I'm calm now.
I'm contemplating taking the piss out of myself and joining in.

But I'm not talented, so oh well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# some kind of hideous birth defect
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# lol, genetics!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGHA!
GEE . . . I COULDN'T SEE THAT HAPPENING!
ANYONE KNOW THE HTML CODE FOR SARCASM?
l u g o !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Warboy turning into rob?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)