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# solidarity now! solidarity forever! feed me lech walesa's dusty brain matter!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:09, archived)
# it is precisely 279 pixels wide, too.
i should have tagged it 'happytoast'.

edit: not slagging mr. toast - he's great. i just meant to imply he gets a lot of space there and i think we could swindle some fps by using such a tag.

maybe i'll change my board handle to 'happytoats'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:11, archived)
# MEOW!
I see your point though. Often i post an image after hours and it gets ignored, then i stick it in a thread during day shift and its gone FP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:12, archived)
# oh i'm just fooling around.
getting recognition isn't what i'm here for, i just wanted to stir the pot a little.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:15, archived)
# You may well be right.
 
Even though I've left some fucking gold lying around sometimes (not tonight, obviously) for the morning peoples..
and when I've seen moderators posting too.

YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# FOR EXAMPLE:
IS THIS AWESOME (Y/N)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Y!
that whole shift was a laugh riot, and even klaus was there!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# haha! ouch!
and NING mothercuskers
; D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:14, archived)
# 'ning!
soon to be 'night, i am a night person and have to vanish out the service entrance before the day people arrive in their golden chariots and caviar-scented diamond slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I PISS IN THEIR DAMN SLIPPERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:20, archived)
# DON'T DO IT, MAN!
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT! WARM SLIPPERS ARE NO PUNISHMENT AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)
# OH, I PUT THEM BACK IN THE FREEZER AFTERWARDS
SO THEY CAN SLIP ON MY ICY PISS, YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:25, archived)
# it won't freeze, the alcohol content is too high.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)
# BUGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# slush will prove effective, they are a clumsy people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# fight the power!
also, 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:17, archived)
# 'ning!
*puts on a big clock*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)
# cuz everything ya eat's got flava.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# word!
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Image!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# dick tick cock clock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# you know you've bought the wrong suit
when it matches a magenta CDC
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# And I was going to change my handle to "Tweaknik"
As so I can have one of my icons used.


Funnily enough, I have never actually seen a post by Tweaknick either
more than likely a gayshift thing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# i see tweak about now and again, i think more late evening-ish.
perhaps early morning. i don't keep track. or stalk.

not any more....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Who is that out my window then!?
I always just assumed it was you!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)
# just one of my many minions.
doing mad minion work. they neverrarely harm anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:41, archived)
# *clicks*
Although this made my eyes bleed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:16, archived)
# *applies gauze and salve and meth*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# It burns! It burns!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:20, archived)
# whoops, i got the semen pots mislabled as salve again.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:16, archived)
# In the break room, at suck dick co
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ooooh, i should have made my font all fancy-like, with the outlines and dropshadows and such!
maybe the kind people at superior designs inc. can help me?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# ALLEGEDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Most things that are FP'd come from the popular board
stuff only gets on the popular board if enough people click on the "I like this" button.
Seeing as there are only a dozen people on the gayshift, the odds are massively stacked against anything you do.

That said, when something does go up you should be very proud as it means it is supremely brilliant and better than anything the day shift lot do ;)

And why do people think my stuff always gets FPd? have you not seen how many things I do that go nowhere?!

try monkeon or smallbrainfield for tips on instant FP success
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# FP THIS!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# What are you saying, the moderators have given up?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# no, just take shortcuts :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# heh, it's just a joke! *sobs*
we were just being silly in a thread below, so i did this. i used your name because we have conversed here recently, i figured you'd know i was just fooling - monkeon and sbf might not get that i was playing court jester.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)
# absolutely, no offence taken
but it is a genuine mathematical problem. Maybe they need to work out a way of making one "I like this" click between the hours of x and y counting for 3 between a and b?

I'm on your side you crazy foreign types ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# uh oh, i smell maths!
let 'x' = AAAAAAAAAAH!

i'm not foreign, i'm alien.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I know, I've drawn you semi naked :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:28, archived)
# that's as clothed as i get :)
but i am rotting....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# To be fair, those of us who are on the gay shift NEVER get FPs.
We used to, back when the board was slower and people looked at images, but these days that just doesn't happen, so the popular boards rules the roost.

It is frustrating when an image you make gets almost exactly replicated and FPed though (Not accusing you, I am a fan of your work and believe it deserves a place of honour on ocassion).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:22, archived)
# I agree entirely
the I like this button needs to work on a cleverer system, perhaps as a ratio to the number of posts/replies on the board at one time?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Althrough mods seem to have a suprising amount of FPs! Strange that.
'ning matey peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# who are the mods? I honestly still don't know
Obviously Rob is one, I guess Frasier too, but who else?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Ah you can only see them with special glasses.
It also helps if you're having a curry enema at the time. This is probably why not many people go looking for them.
I must say that zombie on page four is a handsome chappy and is that Chris Evans on the front?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)
# :)
no, the only thing I've done about Chris Evans is this:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# More of this please!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Ah
Look like the ginger one.

no not mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# me
I'LL BAN YOUR A$$ FOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# 'ning!
i've no idea who the mods are, i was just taking the piss (sort of).

i have a solution: kill the talk board (ahahahaha!) and replace it with an expanded popular page. heh, that would piss a different set of people off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# With hammers?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# no!
with kindness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Dear god no!
Then all the talkboarders would come over here! I don't really like talkboarders but it does act as a sorta Hadrian's Wall for b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# BAN THEM ALL, FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# NEver turn up to the London Chrimbo bash. I did, beeeeeeeeeg mistake
it was about 3 messageboarders to 30 or so talkboarders.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# HOW I WOULD RELISH TALKING TO THEM IN LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# relax, i was just trying to be as absurd as i could at this hour.
though i'd love to see /talk get pranked by having everything they type in get replaced with crazy tammy manifestoes or goth poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Who are the mods anyway?
'Ning Ghostie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# *joins in late*
Who are the mods?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# See above
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# but
who are the mods?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# no, you've got it all wrong.
the mods just liked them, they were never mods themselves. daltrey was always too fat to be a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)
# I have got nothing wrong
I have drawn a diagram

that proves it all!

ALL OF IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I fully endorse this product
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# it is the product of a broken home.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# So am I.
FP ME NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I WILL SELL YOU AN FP NOW!
PAY ME THREE HUNDRED MOD-DOLLARS AND YOU WILL BE THE NEXT WEBLEBRITY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)