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# 'lo son!
I got paid to have sex today, it was surprisingly unwhorish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# wtfboya?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# but that does technically
make you a whore doesn't it? or am i missing something about the definition of a prostitute here?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ^ this
Like that American case where the newspaper paid a woman to have sex with someone called Frank.
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# ^That
/Frank blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ooooooo k...
are we telling dad?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Hahah, read that carefully for facts rather than assumptions
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# But seriously, what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ^ what she said
/stunned blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oookay
the facts seem to indicate that you're the prostitute mother of ivesb .. is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# 0_o
you what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# 'Got paid to'
or 'paid to'?

I just want to make sure we're singing from the same balcony here.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Theeeere we go
Gold-star-sticker for the gentleman

Yeah, I was being paid, and also happened to sneak in a bit of sex. Mmmmmm.

Edit: you guys crack me up! you all seem genuinely worried that you have a prostitute in your midst!
...or you were just wanting to check before you asked for rates
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# well , i still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I had to nip home
I only live round the corner from work, still being paid, had sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ahhh!!
isn't dad at work?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# it's starting to make sense now.
you got home early from work, even though you where not supposed to quit, and had sexyteim with your lover during this time. is that it?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# this is how Nigel Havers would explain it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# i am nigel havers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# trying new condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I want your job
Where do you work, and do they have any -ahem- positions?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Hahah, welcome back Mrs. T
Nah, my job is shit, but it has quiet moments and these can sometimes be used to advantage
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# It would still be nice if there's was anyone here worth 'procastinating' with....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# That must be quite a feat.
You know that if they caught you, McDonalds would downgrade you a star, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# At least two!
But at least I'd be taken off the grills for a bit
/risk assessment
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Perhaps I'm being dim (more than likely), but I'm still not really with you.
don't mean to be an idiot, sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# she was fucking during work time
and therefore was still being paid whilst having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's a bit like having a dump at work and saying you are being paid to lay cable
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Well Deserved. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# mwahahaaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# She was having the sex during work time
While she was technically being paid.
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# That's sick that is!
I'm so not letting you babysit again
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Awwwww!
He still owes me oral
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
#
l c
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# He still owes her orac?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I always wondered what happened to him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)