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# Just think how much more successful the campaigns would be.
(tommclaughlan, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)
# gonna be an RIS here m'fraid
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)
# ^this! in neon writing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# morons?
i don't get it ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
#
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)
# It's a make is so pun
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I think it's a play on his catch-phrase
"Make it so"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Last 30 seconds of this should enlighten you
The rest of it is possibly one of the funniest things that has ever been on TV
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# this always makes me larf like a drain
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# We need more research
Into how many Trekkies go over the speed limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# it'd have to be measured in warps
30x10^-27 warp*


*may or may not be correct
(tommclaughlan, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# if you travelled at that speed
you would have to KLINGON for dear life
ha ha ha ha etc....
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# What an enterprising fellow you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Is that
On the TOS scale or the revised TNG scale?
*should maybe keep quiet*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# For most of year 10
Maybe 11 not sure.

We spent most of a year doing posters on fucking stopping distances, with a supply teacher because our teacher could never be bothered, even though he was in school.

I still don't actaully know much about stopping distances though, because I never actually made a proper one
(Meatfish BAH, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Go play on the motorway and learn by doing
edit: sorry, I didn't mean that to sound overly cuntish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# even tho the stopping distances were set up for some kind of crap 1 litre morris contraption from 1953
or have they been updated now? (the distances, not the crap 1 litre morris contraption from 1953)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# do one with a needle and thread
please
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# bugger it
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# this for a compo
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Disengage!
Or running over Wesley Crusher would have have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Heathens! Make it So!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)