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# These are Braw!
I've seen peacock kingfisher and now pelican

any chance of a puffin please?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# rats!
great minds eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# fools......
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# rush in
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Where


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Eagles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Dare
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Poop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# See the macaws?
Here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Fab!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# caw blimey...
looks like the one on the right has pooped rather substantially...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# FORGET PUFFINS
GUILLEMOTS ARE WHERE IT'S AT WHEN IT COMES TO THE AUK FAMILY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# AUK N ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# magpies would kick all there asses.
and steal all your gold while at it.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# but we're talking Alcidae
not Corvidae!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Yes, puffins are ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# YOU'RE A DAMN FOOL. GUILLEMOTS!
GUILLEMOTS I TELLS THEE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# They're ace too
but less ace than, say, puffins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS.
THE LEAGUE TABLE OF AUKS AND THEIR DERIVATIVES IS AS FOLLOWS:

1) GUILLEMOT
2) LITTLE AUK
3) RAZORBILL
4) MURRELET
5) PUFFIN

THERE'S NO PROOF OF THIS BUT IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I'd pay good money to hear Mr Miyagi read this list out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I'LL CHIP IN IF YOU DO.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# what about the great auk?
just cos they're extinct you can't ignore them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# THEY GOT KNOCKED DOWN TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# What about the razorbills?
won't anyone think of the razorbills?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# THEY CAME THIRD IN THE AUK LEAGUE.
WHEN I WORKED ON THE FAMILY BIRD SANCTUARY WE CALLED OUR RAZORBILL RODNEY. HE BIT ME ONCE BECAUSE I TAUNTED HIM WITH A FISH.

/EDITTED TO MAKE A BIT MORE GRAMMATICAL SENSE TYPE THING PROPER NICE
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# reminds me of a story about cormorants

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO.
PEOPLE CONFUSING THEM FOR SHAGS MADE ME LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha, a COMMON error


more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# KINDLY ACCEPT A LOL FROM ME
ALSO ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# tell me any good books
published by Guillemots then, eh? eh?

Puffins rule.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# No, but they do make reasonable
pretentious indie folk music!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# ALL PUFFIN BOOKS ARE ACTUALLY PUBLISHED BY GUILLEMOTS.
THEY JUST USE THE FLAMBOYANT IMAGES OF THEIR ODDBALL COUSINS TO APPEAL TO WOMEN AND CHILDREN MORE. REAL MEN BUY GUILLEMOT BOOKS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *visits strobes in disbelief...*


*returns, cap in hand*

You're correct - my apologies.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)