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# For mediocre
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# cor, lovely, I do like these.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I like them more.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# ha!
trelly has a storker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# YOU GETS ANOTHER CLICK
I LIKE HELLOCANS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# These are Braw!
I've seen peacock kingfisher and now pelican

any chance of a puffin please?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# rats!
great minds eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# fools......
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# rush in
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Where


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Eagles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Dare
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Poop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# See the macaws?
Here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Fab!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# caw blimey...
looks like the one on the right has pooped rather substantially...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# FORGET PUFFINS
GUILLEMOTS ARE WHERE IT'S AT WHEN IT COMES TO THE AUK FAMILY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# AUK N ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# magpies would kick all there asses.
and steal all your gold while at it.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# but we're talking Alcidae
not Corvidae!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Yes, puffins are ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# YOU'RE A DAMN FOOL. GUILLEMOTS!
GUILLEMOTS I TELLS THEE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# They're ace too
but less ace than, say, puffins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS.
THE LEAGUE TABLE OF AUKS AND THEIR DERIVATIVES IS AS FOLLOWS:

1) GUILLEMOT
2) LITTLE AUK
3) RAZORBILL
4) MURRELET
5) PUFFIN

THERE'S NO PROOF OF THIS BUT IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I'd pay good money to hear Mr Miyagi read this list out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I'LL CHIP IN IF YOU DO.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# what about the great auk?
just cos they're extinct you can't ignore them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# THEY GOT KNOCKED DOWN TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# What about the razorbills?
won't anyone think of the razorbills?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# THEY CAME THIRD IN THE AUK LEAGUE.
WHEN I WORKED ON THE FAMILY BIRD SANCTUARY WE CALLED OUR RAZORBILL RODNEY. HE BIT ME ONCE BECAUSE I TAUNTED HIM WITH A FISH.

/EDITTED TO MAKE A BIT MORE GRAMMATICAL SENSE TYPE THING PROPER NICE
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# reminds me of a story about cormorants

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO.
PEOPLE CONFUSING THEM FOR SHAGS MADE ME LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha, a COMMON error


more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# KINDLY ACCEPT A LOL FROM ME
ALSO ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# tell me any good books
published by Guillemots then, eh? eh?

Puffins rule.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# No, but they do make reasonable
pretentious indie folk music!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# ALL PUFFIN BOOKS ARE ACTUALLY PUBLISHED BY GUILLEMOTS.
THEY JUST USE THE FLAMBOYANT IMAGES OF THEIR ODDBALL COUSINS TO APPEAL TO WOMEN AND CHILDREN MORE. REAL MEN BUY GUILLEMOT BOOKS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *visits strobes in disbelief...*


*returns, cap in hand*

You're correct - my apologies.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# looks like a pastal
is it?
the picture I mean not the type of Bird
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# That's totally ace, Ms Trelly!
You've got more talents in your little finger than I've got in my...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# aha!!
i keep missing you.
if you in the states isn't it really late/early over there?
don't you sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I'm -0500 to GMT
So it's about 9:30 am right.....

NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ohhhh....
rightyo then!

i'll stop pestering you now!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# have coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# thats your answer for everything!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Not EVERYTHING
but I like her other answers just as much!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# fast work!!!
do a puffin!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# that's far from the madding crowd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# COOL!
HOW ARE YOU DOING THESE?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# WITH A GRAPHICS TABLET AND GIMP
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# OSMOSIS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I HAVE NO IDEA
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO ARTISTIC TALENT, I JUST WONDERED IF IT WAS SOMETHING CUNNING OR GOOD DRAWING SKILLS.

EDIT: I'll be going to the Blackpool bash too, have you found somewhere good to stay? I haven't started looking yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Yay!

and just in time too, for I am about to go into another meeting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Go in without your Trousers on
and act like nothing is wrong. Always good for a laugh.

/been fired more times than a professional Human Cannon Ball Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *considers doing this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# raaaaaaaaark
you're very good at this, I am jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# these get better and betterer
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Is that a lovely Shag?
Or what?
(Gobshite, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# gorgeous...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I only just found the time to spazz back through today's posts
and this and the other two are great :)
hoping to see more image posts by you in the future, 
pzy
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Blimey Mrs


carry on
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# cor lovely!
TJ : they stole my SkUGosarus!
journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20071004225230.gif :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# AND MY HELICOPTER!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i am not amused
*phones the internet police*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)