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# Dun...Dun...Dundun Dun...Dun...Dundun



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Dammit!
You owe me a squeegie for my monitor.

And coffee doesn't exactly clean itself off my keyboard, y'know!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# 'lo matey!
You well?

Still not coming to Derby?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm looking at about 3400 miles
and about $600 for the round trip flight between Hartford and London (not to mention ground transport once on UK soil), so I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass on this one.

I really wish my business was going to have me there that weekend though.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# $600?
That's about £40 isn't it?

*organises a whip-round*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Actually, I was shocked at how otherwise affordable the flight really is!
Hardly a deterrant, normally. However:
a) I'm down a vehicle due to my old truck finally shitting the bed, so need to buy a replacement
b) The clothes dryer just shit the bed, and it may be the motor - hardly worth repairing if that's the case because it's 15 years old or so
c) The mortgage is already late

Plus it'd be pretty difficult to put this past the wife. She's never too keen on me flying, but going overseas for a bash would keep me from any happy-fun-times for the foreseeable future (and for some time after that, I'm sure!).
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Hmm, I see.
Want me to have her killed?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# pfft!
Thanks for taking care of the easy one, mate! I coulda done that!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Haha, always happy to oblige ;)
always happy to oblige ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
Here #51:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Oh Hai
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hai2u
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# a/s/l?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Dance for me

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i don't think much of your new glasses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# She bought them second hand.
They're in mint condition though...

*spangs self*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hurrah, a gratuitous money shot!
a gratuitous money shot!*squints*

Wait a minute... that's not our flat!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Are we b3ta's most high profile couple now?


Fancy shagging fo' real?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Am I allowed to set up the camera this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Depends how much money we raise to get you over here
...we're already owing £60 for the bash room!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# D'oh, you beat me to it!
I was going to say "Only if you come to the Derby bash"

*sulks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Aww, you're so cute when you're sulking
*ruffles hair*
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# * follows
* lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Bah, you lost your chance for sexy time when you refused to do the bizarrely nonsensical thing and come over for the bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I've lost out on more realistic opportunities
for doing less nonsensical things, I suppose.

I'm still sad, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I think we are...



For real? Have we just been practising then? O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Practice til you get it right!
...and it's always good to get it on film so you can critique it afterwards too. I can help!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *fears*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# RaRR!
Were my ears burning about an hour ago?...and if not, why not?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yes they were . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Do we need to have seen that film to understand?
I's Rissing a fair bit

But WOO to the animation! I especially like the Manga-esque lady giggles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# You haven't seen Mission:Impossible?
*books space on sofa*

It's not the best film ever but Metallica are on the soundtrack... *moshes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I've been thinking, and maybe your new sign isn't such a good idea after all?
I mean, it's alienating a LOT of b3tans that aren't called 'Mofaha', and he's in America anyways so not likely to sign up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# But... but...
I like my new sign. It took me literally minutes to make too!

(o_o)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# so
Q1: Have you seen it?

Q2: Do you like my animation?

Q3: Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
Yes.

It's OK. I can tell it probably took a lot of effort, and that's the main thing.

Because bonemeal isn't added to dog food any more due to EU regulations. It was the excess of calcium in dog food in the past that gave partially decomposed dog faeces the white colour.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i was just about to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# But it was fun telling your kid sister they were leftover easter eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Tom Cruise gains access to the sealed computer lab.
previously his sexy co-spy put a drug in the lab techies coffee so he would run off to the bogs giving Tom time to lower himself down to the computer terminal from an air vent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
Thank you very much sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I knew being an obsessive film geek would come in useful one day.
My work here is done.

Apart from all the 'work' I need to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Sorry to jump in on your thread, dave... but...
Anyone come across a site that blocks deep-linking to its images lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Huh?
You mean hot-linking? I don't know of any specific ones. Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# As in...
You get a pic with "please visit our site to see this image" if you put a direct link to the .jpg in the url.

I'm playing around with something in code, and I need an example. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# There are a couple of ways to do that.
Are you using Apache?

edit: I use something similar on my own site. Without a cookie set by my site, you won't be able to view this image:

alpha.celection.com/standres_86199.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# haven't a clue what it is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_linking
but it's kosher.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# someone
watch M:I last night then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# someone prolly did
I however have been working on this for days! DAYYYSSSS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)