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[challenge entry] late night Radio 4 messes with your mind

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(pdjpdj, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Is Pritt Stick a member of Equity?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# non-Equity, safe for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# then hurrah and huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# no
pritt stick is shite.

PVA ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# CowGum FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I'm not familiar with this kind of glue
is that the name, or the main ingredient?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# both

[edit]bah! they don't make it any more, you have to use this replacement product.
www.discountart.co.uk/Studio_Gum_cat_149.html
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# mmm
chewy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Pritt stick is good for licking
PVA is good for painting on skin and peeling off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# what's PVC for?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Painting on skin and then licking?
*thinks*

*concurs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'ning miss =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# 'ning prof
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Still not changed your mind about the Derby bash?
Manchester's not as far away as Germany and Dixon's coming!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 'm afraid I'm otherwise engaged on the 27th my dear!
Halloween do doncha know
Rest assured that I shall set aside a quiet part of the evening and raise a glass of finest vino in honour of the b3tan bash
(then I will drink it)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I concur
and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# i would imagine it would be a member of SAG
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Stick Actor's Glue?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# does it really matter?
it's only one more day and then we're shot of this shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# pft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# To be replaced with what though?
And we've got a whole Tuesday to get through first..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# may I suggest:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post68932/

or

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post69949/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hmmm, dunno if you seen this yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha, no! I missed it
another classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Yaayyyyy :)
Have you got an archive of all your socks?
I would bookmark such a page, for when I'm feeling blue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# "inappropriate actors"
surely not being a member of equity would make him inappropriate to be cast?
(pdjpdj, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# your logic is without fault
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# mmm!
tasty!
*eats*

can't go wrong with a bit of fried gere..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Pah, that film glorifies being a 6ft stick of glue
and it's not her body, it's a prit-stick double

blah blah blah

(Woo! BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I thought it was Pritt Ekland?
=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# 'nings father!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Oi oi wooden boy!
*dadhugs*

You in a better mood this morning?

Even though I smashed your Prodigy CD with a hammer?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I dun't spose you can make the tubs can ya?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Bah!
No I can't... I's got training to do all day.

Next time Lumbertubs! *shakes fist*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Bah! indeed . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# oh yes......
did i mention,
i sold all your guitars on ebay for £3.27.
not eh, eh?

*runs for life*

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# yep!
I bought them! *fetches wire cutters*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *breaks into Dave's while he's at the pub with TLH*
*unsteals*

*profits*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# hehehe!
what Kenny doesn't know is I've converted them all to banjoes . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *invents twang-metal*
*profits again*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *buys guitars*
You can buy them back off me for... umm...

£5 and a bag of grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Well, I don't know.
I don't know.I don't want the Variax back...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha
Fair enough, swapsie for an Epiphone Grabber Bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Ooh, could be interesting.
could be interesting.Tell me more...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# seedless?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Preferably yes...
or 'Ospital grapes, as the bloke in Commercial Road market used to bellow...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# erk!!
save me auntie IVV!!
*hammers on door*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I think you'll find your Auntie will be on my side in this.
She's never really liked you since the red-eyes thing.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Oof! The punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Lt. Uhu-ra?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning arch! I was trying to think of one . . . but I'm stuck

EDIT: How about Gloy McClure . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# "She walked off the street, into his life, and made a mess in his pocket"
Pffft woo!
(Marvin Kettle is boiling, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# like all good women do
(pdjpdj, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# pffffft!
mmm sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I'm waring a RAINBOW HAT
YAY.

Edit : also i like this.
Editedit : 'NING
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)