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# Bindun?
(McMurphy, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# This image is not getting much reponse and to be honest, has me RISsing
So in an effort to put this thread to some use, I shall threadjack it with:

I'm looking for Christmas card suggestions mostly.

 biro-art





(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:07,

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	 	how about a chimpanzee dressed as Santa?


	
and smoking a fag





(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:08,

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	 	Burning Graham Norton?


	
I like that idea





(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12,

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	 	Santa


	
Flying his magical sleigh of wonderment.




Into the Twin Towers





(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:09,

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	 	Lesbian penguins


	
hotting things up on the ice floes of luurrrve





(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:11,

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	 	Zombie Santa Claus


	
Sleigh pulled by dragons





(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12,

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	 	The CEOs of major companies


	
being anally raped by Santa and Jesus, with the caption "Christmas doesn't start in October, you fucks!"





(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:14,

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	 	Yes.


	
But no.





(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:16,

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	 	Santa Claws


	
i.e. Zoidberg :¬)





(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:17,

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	 	Instead of "Claus", he writes "Claws"


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:24,

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	 	O_o


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:29,

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	 	 Eco-Santa will be worth $£ this year.


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:17,

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	 	Two ugly people


	
kissing under the mistletoe.

Even uglies need love.





(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:20,

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	 	You're just asking for a Rocky repost there, aren't you ;)


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:25,

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	 	No.


	
Make a new one :D





(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:25,

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	 	The secret lives of Santa's little helpers


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! The  Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:21,

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	 	crimbo image challenge


	
:D





(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:28,

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	 	Pretty much anything


	
Since whatever you draw, you just ooze talent and quality all over it.
At least, I think it's quality.





(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:28,

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	 	No I will NOT touch your genitalia


	
however much you flatter me.





(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:30,

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	 	Damn


	
Was worth a try.





(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:42,

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	 	*touches*


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:44,

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	 	Eeep


	
Warm your hands first please.





(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:50,

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	 	A  manger scene with your


	
special animals.

Three wise sheep. Firstly shown from behind in hoodies looking at the star then shown front view. (oh and a border collie looking on).

Some more of your excellent ammials opening a Christmas parcel inside which is a voucher for humans to fuck off and leave the planet safe for them to survive.

*relurks*  











(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:37,

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	 	Anyone fancy a cRISp?


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:09,

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	 	Must


	
not have . . . dube be a first ?





(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:11,

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	 	Musician. Poor chap got shot I'm afraid


	
His "aka" was "Lucky dube"..hence the room for ironic hilarity





(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:11,

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	 	Ah, I see now


	
Thanks for the antiRIS





(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12,

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His "actual" was "Lucky Dube" AFAIK.





(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:13,

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	 	Yes,


	
he is dead. Not very Lucky after all...

EDIT: De-RIS:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Dube





(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12,

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	 	It's shocking


	
he was killed for his car.





(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, 
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:47,

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