AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!remove the Toksvig! ban this filth!
she ruined no. 73, you know.
(she ruined no. 73, you know.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:13,
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Sod that!I remember when she biul;t a hovercraft on there!
(
Monty Propps,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:48,
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one hovercraftdoesn't make up for that wedding/tennis skirt fiasco!!
*applies mindbleach*
ahh, that's better...
(*applies mindbleach*
ahh, that's better...
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:54,
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Me no comprende.*checks the Beeb*
Me still no comprende
(Me still no comprende
head-doctor ololololo,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:13,
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Alan Corendied on thursday. I was suggesting Sandi had sent him a letter from the BBC telling him he was to be sacked...and that did him in.
Doesn't work if you knew he died of lung cancer.
the rest of the letter which you can't see
Dear Mr Coren,
First let me thank you for your years of dedication to the institution that
is the BBC. You will no doubt be aware of the need for the BBC to reduce costs
and it is with regret that we will no longer be requiring your sevices.
The current 'belt tightening' will see the more mature staff giving way to up
and coming talent, and your position on the News Quiz will be filled by Justin
Lee-Collins.
Due to a computing error your pension has been paid in full to Comic Releif.
I'm sure you will be pleased to know that this money has gone to a worthy cause.
Yours,
(Doesn't work if you knew he died of lung cancer.
the rest of the letter which you can't see
Dear Mr Coren,
First let me thank you for your years of dedication to the institution that
is the BBC. You will no doubt be aware of the need for the BBC to reduce costs
and it is with regret that we will no longer be requiring your sevices.
The current 'belt tightening' will see the more mature staff giving way to up
and coming talent, and your position on the News Quiz will be filled by Justin
Lee-Collins.
Due to a computing error your pension has been paid in full to Comic Releif.
I'm sure you will be pleased to know that this money has gone to a worthy cause.
Yours,
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:17,
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"..and coming talent""...Lee-Colins"
:)
Nice shop on the letter too, and was that a pic of a gangsters funeral you used?!
(:)
Nice shop on the letter too, and was that a pic of a gangsters funeral you used?!
Monty Propps,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:23,
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possiblyit was a last minute alteration from a hearse.
edit:I worried I'd chopped off too much of the letter.
(edit:I worried I'd chopped off too much of the letter.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:24,
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It'squite straight forward: psycho lezzie kills old journo with wicked practical joke...duh!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:20,
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I heard about thisit's a sad loss
'edit' how very rude, woo piccie!
('edit' how very rude, woo piccie!
McBadger COW,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:13,
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Hahaha,very good.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:14,
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Howdid he manage to say "bye" after he logged out?
*perplexed*
(*perplexed*
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:17,
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Coooooooooool.tell me what
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:23,
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hehe!'tis sad news though.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:34,
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