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[challenge entry] I couldn't be arsed with Loo Hurry, so you'll have to make do with this half.

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Mummy mummy
can I stroke the moo-pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# One of us has lost the plot now....
noon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hamtoucher!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# What?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# When?
surely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# No, it's gotta be 'how?'
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# With a melon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# One touches ham with a melon?
I suppose if you were going for some sort of exotic salad...
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Oh Yeah? Says Who?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# click 'view older messages', then scroll down
*hilarious board time-warp shenanigans*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I do not comprehend.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Me neither
But then most of this compo has had my brow in furrows
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Filename and then work backwards?
It is a little spurious.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Tried that, my brain fell out
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# i don't like this compo.
and thats all i have to say 'bout that.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Frephen Sty.
Frephen is the name for the cows with the black and white blotches.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Errrm
No, it isn't.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Well I say pofafafo
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Right. 'Cept it isn't.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# and sty being
modern slang for scotland yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Which I didn't know
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Stephen Fry
= Fresian Sty

Sty = somewhere pigs hang out
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# fresian pigs ?
Gloucester Old Spots maybe, but not fresian
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Have a hot water bottle
It's hard to think when you're frisian
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# what

how the fuck is that a spoonerism
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# i'm no less confused than i was a week ago
but at least i got the grass cut.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I like this
And I think the amount of RISing is quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# This is going way over my head.
Edit: So it's a combination of a spoonerism, assonance, and slang.
Clever, but very complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Weetobix explained all.
It probably doesn't help that the use of the word 'Sty' to indicate a police station is probably something which only I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)