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[challenge entry] blink and you'll miss it

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# this is most excellent
i want his legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Yes, you could comfortably house four willies!
Woo muchity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# What the fuck would I want with 4 willies?
I spend far too much time wanking as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# pirouettes:D
EDIT: GLees. Long Way Down is on:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# i'm only watching it
because top gear was on before it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I have the extended version of the Long War Round on DaViDa
The only trouble with programmes like that is they give me itchy feet and I do have this habit of buggering off somewhere bizarre at the drop of a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# you could stand on the centre of a roundabout
and adjust the timing of spurtage so as to generate a rotational impulse

with enough practice and power you will spin so fast you generate a kind of "spluff singularity"

and everything within a reasonable radius will be sucked into your gravity well and be vigorously bukkake'd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i already can!
they don't call me KFC Family Size Bucket for nothing, you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# No they call you that coz they you're finished
All that is left is a limp greasy bone looking embarrassingly small in a large box:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# well, stop comparing your limp bone
to my large box!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# *checks profile*
Yes you having an innie not an outtie may screw up that analogy a lil bit:)

You're a girlie with a foofoo!:O

THe only take away analogy I can manage is a small battered sausage. Pickled eggs anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# i hasven't got a foofoo
i hate poodles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# does it fit in you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# don't be silly
i'd have nowhere to keep my bowling ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# True
But I think getting a cat flap was a little over the top!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i had to
i'd already fitted the fish tank and kennel, i didn't want to seem biased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Well I hope you realise
One fanny fart and Rolf Harris will be round your place like a shot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# and a spare?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# only when
i can't find my vibrating love-eggs!

also, i'm off for bath time. mmmm, soapy fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# We all know about you and your
boiled love eggs and soldiers:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# haha,
i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# *blinks*
yeah? what?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Excellent work as ever sir
*clicks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# kissass ;)
hehehe only kidding :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# You called?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# ah, i see. standard /ac reply to my comments :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Well you seem to know me too well...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *puts away stalker's telescope*
me? no. just guesswork, that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# *pulls dressing gown closed*
So, Scrabulous?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# if you like
gaz me your facebook id or sommat
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Ha, good try Meesta Toast...
but you'll never match my skillz!


(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hahahah
*clicks also*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's lovely and horrible at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# GO BACK TO TOY STORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# obligatory "is it for a game?"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# no, a magazine
it was in last months issue of 3Dworld as a Tutorial on character rigging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# good lord
He could have someone's eye out if he's not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# I like this.
Lots.

We need more shiny floor dropping action around here...
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Bloody hell that's rather good
Is that creature from a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7758577
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# [...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# FP THIS!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7758631
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# This wasn't in Doom
You have been missed Mr Toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# as always
another amazing post from happytoast.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Wonderful
as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
That's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Awesome...........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# A Lament
*blinks*
*misses nothing, thanks to shitty dial-up*
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)