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# Not funny in the slightest...


but I did make 'em.
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# Rather good, they are. When's the masquerade?
Watch out for the Red Death...
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# Last week
evidence so far suggests that the Red Death did not attend, and I didn't spot Vincent Price anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Warning. "Price"™ is now owned by Prince™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# a lovely stylised venetian plague gas mask
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# Lovely stuff
We bought some of these from Venice a few years back. Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# There were some in the shops for about £15
so I decided that a couple of evenings with a load of papier-mâché and some paint would be cheaper and more fun. Top tip: use PVA glue instead of flour for the papier-mâché so it doesn't start to stink after a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Nicely done
Is that advice from experience? =]

Nothing like a nice stinky mask
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# how did you make it stay mask shapey while it dried?
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# dead bodies are very useful
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# And tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I suggest chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# *ffthffthffthffthffthffth*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# pffft
it never sounds right
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I bought a £2 basic-shape mask and built up the structure on that
the nose was done with cardboard, the forehead and nostrils were built up with the papier-mâché.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# thats really cool, did you use newspaper?
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# Yep,
top tip 2: never leave a plain cut edge on the bits of paper. Only ever use torn edges, they absorb the water better, and so create a smoother final surface.

I feel like Tony Hart.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I hate masks.
Not ones like these, just the bland non expressive ones.

That's why the Halloween series really creep me out...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# very sexy
fetish night soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# fetish!!!
I demand full fet
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# If you're offering
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# well i suppose i could crack out the paddles and clamps
blood play cool with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Oo, that takes me back a few years.
/slightly bonkers ex-girlfriend blog
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# lol my gf loves it
she puts up with my genital piercings and needle play so its fair
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# get a job
you dandy wastrel! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Funnily enough, I've just been made redundant
Oh wait, that's not funny either. Bah! Who cares, it's loads more fun doing my own thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Oooh nicely
Never got round to painting mine.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Crafty . . .
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# That mask was defintely made by someone who gets even more bored than I do
and I wouldn't want to pluck a peacock personally. Scary psycho buggers, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# How nifty!
Rather wooful and yaysome as well.
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# God damn splicers!
Would you kindly do more?
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# Really?
I had considered making the bunny-eared splicer mask...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Those are lovely.
My mask was stolen from me and destroyed by a crazy girl earlier this year.


(I am very productive at work)
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# Yes,
you look very productive to me.
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